Jan Koreus @KoreusZ@www.librepunk.club

it is simply fair and equal for me, an employer worth $45Mil with lawyers on retainer, to enter into a contract with my employee whose mother has cancer. they rationally signed a contract in a language they cannot read which places them into legal debt to pay me their wages for [indefinitely]

me, a rat in a cage: surely rage will resolve my current predicament

Check your children's Halloween candy carefully

inside it are two wolves,

im going to start telling cis guys, "wow, it's so bold of you to wear a feminine color pattern like orange and red", except it'll just be a random color they're wearing

Encouraging my friends to try new names without guilt, and anyone who dares harm them forgot that I gave every girl a grenade launcher

I think it's a little weird that Margaret Atwood and JK Rowling both looked at the camera dead on and said in unison "my favorite book is The Turner Diaries" but I mean, let's not get carried away by the Twitter hate mobs

you turn on the tv. step brothers is on. you watch it for 5 minutes before changing the channel. step brothers is on. no matter how hard you try, every channel is the same. step brothers is on. you try going to a different channel; you try going to one you never watch, maybe cspan. step brothers is on. you try seeing if anything else is on, even a different will ferrell and/or john c reilly movie. step brothers is on. you turn on your dvd player thats sitting next to the tv, collecting dust for the last 10 years. step brothers is on.