yeah im transmed. transmedicalist? no im transmedicated. im chock full of ibuprofen

Genital ment, top 5 funniest words 

Top five funniest words
1. Penis
2. Cheeseburger
3. Pepsi
4. Piss
5. Beeschurger

financial assistance request, boosts please 

so our car broke down. clutch has gone. £400 roughly to get a replacement. without that car my mum can't attend her universal credit meetings and she will lose them, and we are already struggling to feed ourselves and pay our bills. she can't work due to a chronic illness, and nor can my stepdad.

anything helps. if you can't donate, please boost.

thank you :blobcatheart:

"when will my wife return from the war" is enhanced by having a wife, but it's also funny to say "when will my wife* return from the war**"
* estrogen
** backorder

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i know it's old hat at this point, but it's both genuinely good and also funny that the kids these days are rejecting boomer "i hate my wife" humor by going all in on wife appreciating

it helps that the word "wife" is pretty funny on its own

it's kinda like "horse"

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I’ve been sick and not posting as much as I’d like, so please accept a lil axolotl doodle
#axolotl #MastoArt #DigitalArt #cute

dear story writers, we do not need anymore stories about white cis gay men, we've met our quota, let's move on with our lives

I've lost a couple patrons over the past months, so here is me plugging it to a new audience! I post sketches and other stuff occasionally if you'd like to support me as I work on art! Thank you!

#patreon #mastoart #creativetoots

an article on the specific, fascinating horrors and triumphs of human reproduction 

This is one of my favorite articles, oddly comforting because it reveals so much about how risky human gestation is and how it’s these very risks that have separated us in performance from even other primates, and farther still from mammals in general. We give so much more to our babies at terrible personal risk… and it’s paid off. Sort of.

It’s just complicated because
1.)Both of my siblings are also non-binary and go by different names which doesn’t sound like a problem, but trust me, it is
2.) I HATE asserting myself or being an inconvenience
3.) If I really hunker down and tell people my name and pronouns I’d have to come out to a lot of people and I don’t think I’ll ever be ready to do that

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I p much only go by Reese because my family already calls me Reese along with Claire which I guess is my deadname but I don’t care if people know about it because I get called Claire literally every day along with “miss” “ma’am” and she/her :p

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fat lesbians are the backbone of our society

when the world is as mean and cruel as it is, it’s truly a heruclean effort to be kind and gentle every day

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