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if she's ur wife why is she falling asleep on my shoulder on the train ride back from new jersey where we were seeing monster trucks?

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time to post again the best user interface i've ever seen

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schools are like: nazis were so bad they burned books. no specific books. they just liked burning books. here's a picture of unspecified books being burned.

subtoot, petty 

The more people I see getting assmad that maia's no fly list acquisition got memeified and reported in the news, the closer I am to uncritical support for the kitty cat hacker agenda (which I guess I was pretty close to anyway.) If you think it wasn't cool enough to justify the attention, maybe consider doing something cooler idk

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Customer: MOUSEGRL
DMV: SEXUAL

Verdict: DENIED

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The CDC estimates 1 in 6 people are being Ratatouilled

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it was me, i am the reason you are fighting to stay cis. when no one was looking, i poured chemicals in the timeline that turn you trans. there's no point resisting

for those of you not on tumblr please know that maia's tumblr has blown the fuck up in the last few days and singlehandedly sparked a new wave of microlabel discourse. I am living for this

careless whisperer with the words "guilty feet" bass boosted and no other changes

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BREAKING: Sex "truthers" say their objective is to question the very existence of sexual intercourse

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it's only "AI" if it comes from the san francisco bay area . otherwise it's just sparkling autocomplete
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I know nginx is probably supposed to be pronounced "engine x" but I'm always mentally like. *Shaggy from Scooby-Doo voice* N'ginks!

I understand that a lot of them are knowledgeable and decent people but my decision to just not engage as much with MLs online has made my life much easier. So many seem to make decisions about what positions to defend rhetorically (and eventually adopt in earnest) based on what pisses off the libs rather than like. Anything worthwhile in the positions themselves

for all that big names on here were eager to accuse maia of being a US intelligence asset based on vibes alone: releasing the federal no-fly list does seem like a pretty weird thing for a US intelligence asset to do

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"Any piece of magic, couched in enough inaccessibly technical claims, can be disguised as prospective technology"

-- From Jacob Geller's "The Conceptual Failure of Orbital Lasers"

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