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@shoofle your new profile pic / display name is dealing repeated psychic damage to me

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markov chain generated toot 

i'd like to be the person ive been putting off for ages

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Romcom about two social engineers attempting to scam each other, but fall in love after finding out how much they have in common, through comparing security questions.

AMC presents Setter Call Ball, an Irish setter's desperate journey to uncover the ball that went behind the couch two minutes ago

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THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG. AND THEY NEED TO BE SHUTTING THE FUCK UP

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@josie there's two completely different kind of things that are called tubers and potatoes and sweet potatoes are on separate sides of this divide. potatoes are a modified stem and sweet potatoes are a modified root

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"hey, you're going to call my photo set something like Cool Guy, right?"

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the worst part about having a narrative in your head is that you constantly get struck with inspired shitposts to make about it but then you realize you can't make them because you'll just be the gregory berrycone guy

like "silly" is also a problem and I personally think "overtly murderous" can be a problem but I think those are much easier to manage than the problem where the rhetoric is clearly based around trying to find the exact right combination of words so nobody will be mad

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I think there is an idea that if your personal projects are overambitious or idiosyncratic esp. politically then you must be unserious or not actually leftist, and while I don't think that's in the top ten reasons left politics are hard, it's definitely harder to convince people to get behind a project when your vision for what the world could be is bland as shit

god I hope I find something to commit myself to that just entirely consumes me from within. I would say it's a burn out vs. fade away situation except it's more just that I want people to have interesting conversations about what was up with that lady after I'm gone

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your connection is insecure. your connection is self conscious

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just now learning that the teletubbies' house was called the 'tubbytronic superdome'

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