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domesticated cars use a complex three name system, with the first name denoting its clan and the second its lineage, while the third is a personal name given upon adoption by a human; ex: Plymouth Fury "Christine"

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Wikipedia article summary infobox for the military conflict "battle of the yukon skies". Combatants: one f-22 armed with aim-9x sidewinder missiles, call sign King Cobra, fielded by the United States. Versus: one mylar party balloon armed with a raspberry pi songle board computer, fielded by the Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade.

Casualties: one mylar balloon

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I'm downloading godot engine because I am an idiot who wants to prototype a concept and can barely code her way out of a paper bag

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so-called free thinkers when I tell them Ben doesn't actually fold

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neopussy? like in the matrix?? :flonshed:

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it's st valentine's day remember to say a kind word to your local beekeeper today

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I think my favorite use of emoji responses on Slack/Discord/etc is when someone just latches onto a particular word in a message and attaches its emoji, with no semantic content intended. E.g. someone'll say "Sorry, the bus is running late" and someone else will just slap a 🚌 on there to confirm that they did indeed notice and recognize the word "bus"

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don't sugar coat it, give me the uncircumcised truth

there's no fern emoji sadly but the potted suspiciously cannabis-like one will do

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every time a new person shows up on the local tl it's a little dopamine hit for me. new frond 🪴

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I do not know who to credit this to :blobhaj_sad_reach:

(ETA: trail has gone cold on originator.)

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just found out my partner's dad has a C64 and a VIC-20 squirreled away 👀

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Breaking, Joe Biden announces to press, "I did not have sexual relationships with that balloon"

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