I'm contemplating learning ruby on rails purely for the purpose of implementing allowlist federation on masto

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#fediblock kisslolis dot moe, childpawn dot shop: more pedo instances, in case the names didn't give it out already

kind of lewd 

My work's general chat channel is called "docking station" (I'm guessing bc they're spacex dorks) and I can't help but take it to a sexual place

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feelin big :nonbinary: vibes tonight

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don't bother me right now i'm busy*

* making a hyperpop remix of never gonna give you up

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i dont wanna hear any more about your "fork" of mastodon unless you're sticking a fork into the damn server and shorting the whole damn thing out!

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bad 

socially liberal, fiscally conservative like "i think everyone's pronouns should be stored on a cryptocurrency blockchain"

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@wgahnagl buy a claw machine. put a computer inside. win the computer

Missed opportunity to make awoo bot post "awoooOOOoo say do you remember"

Only year of the linux desktop babies will remember

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actual tech tip: put a thumbtack beneath your cables to stop them getting pinched behind a your desk

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Like how can you (supposedly) enjoy a field known for its universality and simultaneously get mad when someone suggests people doing not-strictly-math (programming computers) are mathematicians

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Was reminded of the existence of the type of guy that gatekeeps math

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caps 

a while back at a queer event with a bunch of people meeting each other for the first time, someone said "should we have a pronoun throwdown?" and

1) i love that, but
2) all i can think is PRONOUN THROWDOWN: TWO PRONOUNS ENTER THE RING, ONE PRONOUN LEAVES

I finally read through nix pills yesterday and things make sense now

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meyers-briggs? you know astrology is fake, right?

Longing for the simpler times (two days ago, before I saw the AOC dress)

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