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We should make a dashcon but for mastodon.....I volunteer to pee in the ball pit

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I think if we wanted to get the US completely vaccinated we should've come out with a covid vaccine that costs money, and then a covid vaccine that is slightly cheaper, and then watch as the invisible hand of the market makes everyone really excited about the cheaper one

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capitalism: look, i invented a new thing

people: is it just more CO2 emissions?

capitalism: yea it's just more CO2 emissions

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lefty meta 

check your fucking ableism. unlike racism and transphobia and a lot of other bigotries, ableism has yet to be widely shamed and pointed out to folks. which means everyone does it and few people want to hold anyone accountable for it. and saying ableism isn’t “as bad” as racism or some shit like that, ignores the intersectionality of eugenics. ableism is still a keystone in our medical care, our economy, and our social structures. watch yourself.

resume building? work experience? bro what's that i wanna celebrate queer love and mutual aid

like ive been asking people to use he/him for me but i still call myself a lesbian and somehow it didn't click that that makes me a he/him lesbian until just now

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y'all ever just realize that you're the he/him lesbian now?

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when you drink a potion of reverse sex, roll d4: 

5. whenever a doctor or anyone else tries to test for your "biological sex", this happens:

youtu.be/BOdThTzb_tY?t=109

also how did you roll a 5 on a d4?

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when you drink a potion of reverse sex, roll d4: 

1. cool new chromosome denoted by a drawing of a snail (chromosomal sex: 🐌 Y)
2. third boob??
3. ur voice becomes imperceptibly high. you can now speak to the bats and dolphins and gods
4. cis people can't see you anymore

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i dont need your shitty takes while learning about how an operating system deals with hardware

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Tux is the official Linux kernel mascot mainly because he embodies Linus: techrepublic.com/article/tux-a

Xenia is an increasingly popular mascot mainly because she embodies the larger community's diversity & the transitions & transformations it enabled: xenia-linux-site.glitch.me/ #Linux30

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committing gender piracy by utilizing the part of the gender spectrum I’m not officially licensed for

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What the hell. He described how the data has "curses" put on the data that was stolen that will affect both the soul and the body. He literally says, "Laptops will burn, hard drives will burn ... In Jesus's name."

This brand of Christianity really does look at god as a kind of mystical manservant that the Chosen get to boss around.

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No, mx, I do not subtoot you mx, but I do subtoot, mx.

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🥚 this is your brain
🍳 this is your brain on brain
🐣 any brains?

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science fiction and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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