Ember Hearth @emi@www.librepunk.club

i love being asexual. i love constantly making horny posts despite the fact that i don't like sex.

i can't pin other people's toots to my profile, but i'd like to make it clear that this toot by @vyr is unequivocally my gender

https://demon.social/@vyr/104588586793491089

yeah, you *could* try to dox me by scrolling through my masto feed. but i'd have transed your gender before you were even 10% of the way through, so i don't imagine you'd be very successful. though by all means, go ahead and try

[daThings voice] gay sex is Chaste! *harpsicord twangs*

this means that vacation homes alone are enough to solve homelessness eight times over

of the roughly nine million vacant livable homes, 4.7 million are "For seasonal, recreational, or occasional use" (aka vacation homes)

by the way, we have enough vacant, livable homes in the united states to give every single person who is homeless right now (sheltered or unsheltered, temporary or chronic) 15 whole entire homes each.

based off of:

2021 US Census Bureau vacancy statistics: https://data.census.gov/table?q=B25004%3A+VACANCY+STATUS&tid=ACSDT1Y2021.B25004

2022 US Department of Housing and Urban Development Annual Homelessness Assessment Report: https://www.huduser.gov/portal/sites/default/files/pdf/2022-AHAR-Part-1.pdf

enough boosting my post about drinking water. go boost the post about what if the post office was vore

the post orifice

the inventor of the weighted blanket, Giles Corey,

sometimes when you drink water you can /feel/ the hitpoints returning to your body

ive spent easily 10 hours this weekend doing proofs

help coq is adictive

new ship dynamic unlocked!

Girls Who Could Kill God × Girls Who Are God