Emi @emi@www.librepunk.club
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white bi autistic polyam butch-ish nonbinary anarchist-in-training | any pronouns except the ones you were using yesterday | 21
masto can have a little toot. as a treat
Formerly Tizzie on berries.space
Joined Jun 2021
Emi
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We should make a dashcon but for mastodon.....I volunteer to pee in the ball pit
Emi
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I think if we wanted to get the US completely vaccinated we should've come out with a covid vaccine that costs money, and then a covid vaccine that is slightly cheaper, and then watch as the invisible hand of the market makes everyone really excited about the cheaper one
Emi
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Elon Mucinex
Emi
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capitalism: look, i invented a new thing
people: is it just more CO2 emissions?
capitalism: yea it's just more CO2 emissions
Emi
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lefty meta
check your fucking ableism. unlike racism and transphobia and a lot of other bigotries, ableism has yet to be widely shamed and pointed out to folks. which means everyone does it and few people want to hold anyone accountable for it. and saying ableism isn’t “as bad” as racism or some shit like that, ignores the intersectionality of eugenics. ableism is still a keystone in our medical care, our economy, and our social structures. watch yourself.
resume building? work experience? bro what's that i wanna celebrate queer love and mutual aid
like ive been asking people to use he/him for me but i still call myself a lesbian and somehow it didn't click that that makes me a he/him lesbian until just now
y'all ever just realize that you're the he/him lesbian now?
Emi
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when you drink a potion of reverse sex, roll d4:
5. whenever a doctor or anyone else tries to test for your "biological sex", this happens:
https://youtu.be/BOdThTzb_tY?t=109
also how did you roll a 5 on a d4?
when you drink a potion of reverse sex, roll d4:
1. cool new chromosome denoted by a drawing of a snail (chromosomal sex: 🐌 Y)
2. third boob??
3. ur voice becomes imperceptibly high. you can now speak to the bats and dolphins and gods
4. cis people can't see you anymore
Emi
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i dont need your shitty takes while learning about how an operating system deals with hardware
Emi
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Tux is the official Linux kernel mascot mainly because he embodies Linus: https://www.techrepublic.com/article/tux-a-brief-history-of-the-linux-mascot/
Xenia is an increasingly popular mascot mainly because she embodies the larger community's diversity & the transitions & transformations it enabled: http://xenia-linux-site.glitch.me/ #Linux30
Emi
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committing gender piracy by utilizing the part of the gender spectrum I’m not officially licensed for
Emi
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What the hell. He described how the data has "curses" put on the data that was stolen that will affect both the soul and the body. He literally says, "Laptops will burn, hard drives will burn ... In Jesus's name."
This brand of Christianity really does look at god as a kind of mystical manservant that the Chosen get to boss around.
Emi
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do you subtoot me, sir?
No, mx, I do not subtoot you mx, but I do subtoot, mx.
Emi
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“This is the Panama Papers for hate groups,”
Emi
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🥚 this is your brain
🍳 this is your brain on brain
🐣 any brains?
Emi
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science fiction and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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- Emi#6025
- Matrix
- @emi:the-apothecary.club
white bi autistic polyam butch-ish nonbinary anarchist-in-training | any pronouns except the ones you were using yesterday | 21
masto can have a little toot. as a treat
Formerly Tizzie on berries.space
Joined Jun 2021
