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Introduction 

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And miles to scroll before I sleep.
And miles to scroll before I sleep.

cats 

I think I once used that line as a password lmao

nsfw/lewd, ethical consumption, caps 

leftist cannibalism joke 

positive affirmation, progress 

I apparently slept with my keys in my pocket, and I want to know 1. why, and 2. how.

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Just making this post got me sponsored by Squarespace and Casper Matresses

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fedi meta joke 

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i think cishet white abled dudes should only be allowed to make toots in like an extremely hard to read font

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Video game villains love to pay people to stand around in places

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read "big news" and thought, for a second, "is that a new trending buzzword variation on 'big data'"

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Shoutout to all the people on here who didn't quite understand things so asked questions and learned. And another one to the people with the patience to answer these questions and teach.

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it's transphobic that sex characteristics and reproductive systems are smth we're born with and not opt-in tbh

It would be a nice feature (maybe an optional setting?) if you could hover over a hidden image and read the image description without having to show the image.

I'm curious how many episodes of Regular Show have the plot: "Mordecai and Rigby obtain an item" but I don't want to actually go count.

minor pain 

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A friendly mastodon instance primarily for shitposting, gays, and the glory of the free and open source software movement.