jesus (the) christ @jesus@www.librepunk.club

You know who else was transgender?

That's right, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

crossdressing (cosplaying as Christ in the midst of His Passion)

Jesus wasn't a capitalist. Also he would 10/10 turn up at a pride event to beat cops up

Jesus was well know for having a rabbit fursona. That's why we have bunny imagery on easter

honestly, mud masks are amazing! they can do all kinds of things for you, like improving blood circulation, cleansing, curing blindness, moisturizing...

@morganth

And the Lord did turn off His screen share and enabled His camera. Lo, His camera had lost its way and was not pointing towards the Lord.

And the people did say "Dear Lord, where art thou trousers?"

And so today concludes our Zoom lesson

In @jesus name, Amen

And the Lord did speak, but His followers could not hear.

And His followers cried out to him, "Lord, Thou art on mute."

And the Lord did try to press the button to go off of mute, and did actually share his screen.

And his followers did see his open tabs, and were much dismayed.

@brion that was before @jesus joined the fediverse tho

But first, let me tell you a little bit about today's lord and sponsor, Jesus Christ