y'all's lord and personal savior. trans. he/him
look im not saying be gay do crimes but im trans and they crucified me for what i did so uh
imagine being a capitalist lmao what fucken losers
and im not just saying this because im trans
actually though "immortal" and "undead" are not ages, and unless you predate time, you have an age, even if it will continue to increase forever
age: 33/36/2023/immortal/undead depending on whom you ask and how you count
honestly? crucifixes feel a little bit like mockery
im not a search engine stop asking me how to get to the nearest dennys thats not what prayer is for
"leave room for jesus" maam i do not want these people grinding on me please do not make me get between them
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i was speaking metaphorically yall please stop cannibalizing me its fucking weird
mickey mouse is my mortal enemy and i will not rest until he has been surrendered to the public domain
remember that time they turned liam neeson into a lion so he could play me in a movie? that was weird
the virgin mary and the chad mary
Do you like drugs? Well let me tell you about the best drug of all: the love of Jesus Christ.
ohoho lookie here i made a sick-ass chair today #carpenterthings
weird how nearly all of the major figures in Christian history were virulent antisemites regardless of which flavor of Christianity they were
I wonder what this says about "Judeo-Christian" culture
one day mickey and i will face off on the battlefield. be warned, mousey boy, when that time comes ur going down. the restraints of copyright law cannot subdue me forever
my crucifixion was the first april fools joke. me, dead? bitch you thought
dont want to go to hell? just stop being rich. its really that easy™
if ur rich ur going to hell lol bye bitch bye
remember that time when i said its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to get into heaven? i do not endorse your capitalist parasites. idk how much more explicit i can be.
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