honestly, mud masks are amazing! they can do all kinds of things for you, like improving blood circulation, cleansing, curing blindness, moisturizing...
the problem with asking christians for advice is that they just like to dodge the question with another question. "what would jesus do?" i would ask for advice!! but you apparently would not give it to me!!
need a new computer? stealing from amazon might have legal implications if you get caught, but if you can get away with it, it's an inexpensive and sin-free way to get new hardware.
imagining an alternate universe where i'm cis. when they magically turn bread and wine into the body and blood of cis jesus, they call it "cisubstantiation"