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when in rome please DO NOT do as the romans do. ive had bad experiences with those guys

"sell everything you own and give it to the poor" is not that ambiguous. rich people fucking suck.

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instead of debating what i meant when i said "the eye of a needle" maybe just stop defending rich assholes

reduce your ableist language (contains examples of same) 

PSA if you run gitea

DISABLE_GRAVATAR = true

add it

jesus drove a honda but he didn't like to talk about it.

"For I did not speak of my own accord," John 12:49

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capitalism in tech be like [no take only throw dog voice] no own only buy

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gender is just another way to say kin. men kin adam, women kin eve, nonbinary people kin god

someone just posted like "if god told me capitalism was good" and i'm like y'all the best part of this is that God specifically said capitalism was bad

the Bible is like: Capitalism No Good, Very Bad, Do Not Do The Capitalism, and then the US comes along like HMM DO YOU KNOW I THINK CAPITALISM IS GOOD, ACTUALLY, I AM A GOOD CHRISTIAN

If I was a billionaire I'd do the only ethical thing to do and redistribute all my money until I'm no longer even a millionaire

If I was a cop I'd do the only ethical thing to do and stop being a cop

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and then god created enbies and he was like "oh shit thats tight these people are actually in my image, way moreso than male and female"
- genesis 1:27.5

remember that bit in fish eyes where they say "cashew nuts on the other side"? well actually the word i used in the original aramaic refers not to cashews, but to deis nuts

honestly, mud masks are amazing! they can do all kinds of things for you, like improving blood circulation, cleansing, curing blindness, moisturizing...

imagine being a capitalist lmao what fucken losers

Jesus Christ Super Star is the best thing we ever got out of Christianity

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