jesus (the) christ @jesus@www.librepunk.club

Let they who has not posted cringe throw the first stone

@cozykaffe they hadn't invented tiny needles in biblical times, all needles were much larger than camels

like no motherfucker Jesus was a socialist essentially (I don't really like ascribing modern ideological terms to people from the past but, I mean, how much closer can you get)

I love how people have tried to retcon the "it's easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to get into heaven" line from the bible as like "oh no no no you see back then a 'camel' and 'eye of the needle' meant something different!"

(cool youth pastor voice) you know who else was a gay enby with depression? our monarch and savior, Jesus Christ

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

jesus hated churches anyway so like. why go when its a bad idea

please dont go to your religious establishment of choice while theres an epidemic i shouldnt have to explain why

@Elizafox conversely, more than one @jesus are called Jesi

bernie bros
sanders siblings

things need to change

revolution can’t come fast enough

all
capitalists
are
bound for hell

hey did you know that i can perform miracles and heal any disease (even death!) but i cant fix ur shitty attitude

listen, "the bible" as they call it went through a lot of revision and they cut out a lot of the best stories like when my bro humpty dumpty had a great fall, and i had to bring him back so i wouldnt get in trouble

fellas, we love crossdressing around here, but you know who else was dressed before he was put on a cross? that's right,