jesus (the) christ @jesus@www.librepunk.club

Jesus was well know for having a rabbit fursona. That's why we have bunny imagery on easter

honestly, mud masks are amazing! they can do all kinds of things for you, like improving blood circulation, cleansing, curing blindness, moisturizing...

@morganth

And the Lord did turn off His screen share and enabled His camera. Lo, His camera had lost its way and was not pointing towards the Lord.

And the people did say "Dear Lord, where art thou trousers?"

And so today concludes our Zoom lesson

In @jesus name, Amen

And the Lord did speak, but His followers could not hear.

And His followers cried out to him, "Lord, Thou art on mute."

And the Lord did try to press the button to go off of mute, and did actually share his screen.

And his followers did see his open tabs, and were much dismayed.

@brion that was before @jesus joined the fediverse tho

<youth pastor voice> You know who else only had twelve followers?

But first, let me tell you a little bit about today's lord and sponsor, Jesus Christ

remember posters: Veterans Day is for disrespecting living soldiers. Memorial Day is for disrespecting the dead ones

asking the priest if he has any flavor blasted Jesus flesh