jesus (the) christ @jesus@www.librepunk.club

look im not saying be gay do crimes but im trans and they crucified me for what i did so uh

imagine being a capitalist lmao what fucken losers

actually though "immortal" and "undead" are not ages, and unless you predate time, you have an age, even if it will continue to increase forever

age: 33/36/2023/immortal/undead depending on whom you ask and how you count

ohoho lookie here i made a sick-ass chair today #carpenterthings

one day mickey and i will face off on the battlefield. be warned, mousey boy, when that time comes ur going down. the restraints of copyright law cannot subdue me forever

my crucifixion was the first april fools joke. me, dead? bitch you thought

dont want to go to hell? just stop being rich. its really that easy™

if ur rich ur going to hell lol bye bitch bye

remember that time when i said its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to get into heaven? i do not endorse your capitalist parasites. idk how much more explicit i can be.