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By train is also fine but idk if they still run this late

Wanted to make noods. Realized I don't have a rolling pin one hour into the making. fml…
Anybody in north germany who has a car and time want to bring me a rolling pin?

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Food, programming meme Show more

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Prof wants to show off my assignment for our open-door day. Meanwhile I'm sitting there searching for the repo and finding the commit messages:

- removed stuff
- removed profanity?
- blablabal

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Just re-upping this offer: because being comfortable with git is a barrier to entry to many FS/OSS projects, and because I care deeply about lowering those barriers, I will tutor anyone who asks for help with git, and/or connect them with any mentor(s) they might prefer.

I'll do this while I put energy and work into making the tool more approachable, and into making better tools and learning paths.

Boosts gratefully appreciated.

#gittutors

Ok, who f'd up marketing there? I seriously doubted the first few seconds if this was even official and not fan made
youtu.be/e3XJ1cMIk-8

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Masculine: Master
Feminine: Mistress
Neutral: Mattress

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I'm so sick of teams and being pushed into groups I don't identify with whatsoever...

Left v Right
Black v White
Cis v LGBT
Linux v Windows
Python v Ruby
Nike v Reebok
Red v Blue
Europe v USA

Fuck all those stereotypes and judge people for what they say and do, not for what you make them out to be from the get go.

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Announcement in the tram just now: “Due to maintenance / construction operations at the main stations, explosions may occur tonight. There is no need for concern.”

o-okay?

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Wikipedia is down. Suddenly I feel 10x dumber

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What *NIX camp are you in? Hopefully this will be big so please boost so we can get as many votes as possible

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hey fedi, approximately when (local time) do you usually wake up? boosts 🆗

Guess which lecture is going to be crowded? 🤔
And its like just a few minutes since you can join.

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