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Making my software decisions based on dragons:

clang: ✔️ has a dragon
gcc: ❌ no dragon
kde plasma: ✔️ has a dragon
gnome: ❌ no dragon
wireguard: ✔️ has a dragon
openvpn: ❌ no dragon

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In awe of people who can just, like, record music and be happy enough with it to release it

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like it could just be you put one in your profile name like

🔵 / ✅ doin good ayyyyyy

⚫ /⚪ hanging in there but maybe say a nice thing if you have the energy

⛔ /🚫 /🔴 doin real bad please be nice and give me space if i ask

⚠️ / 🆘 having a crash please be nice and/or assist if you're up for it

like that way all the triggering detail stuff is still under an mh(-) CW but also you can still safely share your status and know what's up with friends

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Speaking of meaningless distinctions: Vötgil.

TIL WebGL doesn't have the switch statement but yet still throws an exception when you use the keyword switch.

Context: I just played through Pyre. 10/10 will play again.

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shouting 

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- hundreds of sites and forums full of self-aggrandizing links to magic blogs
- sorcerers complaining constantly about how much they hate magic
- magic tomes being copyrighted, with tons of inaccuracies that aren't open to public review
- magical spells stored in the ... magic cloud hub
- the magic cloud is bad, actually
- crab magic, lambda magic, magic of the sea, haskmagickell-currymagic isomagicmorphism
- zygomagichistormorphmagico prepromagicomorphomagicisms
- "out of a job? learn to magic"

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It's kind of ironic how there isn't a symbol for nihilism

food 

I'm sorry the last post didn't have a cw. I instinctually always click on open cw so I didn't notice there was none :blobcatmeltcry:

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so i finally got around to looking up the word blåhaj and it just means blue shark lmao

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@quat
IMAP stands for
It's not
Mail
A
Please go away

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As it has been proved time and time again that it's always a good idea to ask the internet (and I can't decide): Which kingdom should I (my sona) join?

That feel when you scroll up and see a post and you want to start it but it's a retoot which you already starred.

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