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Progress for our Folding@Home team has stagnated, and we've actually begun to slowly drop in rank. We made it to the top 3.5% of teams before starting to descend (8938 of 254263)

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my cat likes to wake up from a long nap on my bed, climb down from the bed, walk three feet, and lay down for another nap

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I want to be the UI person FOSS needs but I also fucking hate UI

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dumb things my stepdad says 

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dumb things my stepdad says 

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@wgahnagl even if you don't do you really should know about Jessica Telephone, absolute S tier wlw

blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Jess

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If I had to make eye contact with this pog, so do you.

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Me: so in Japanese, the word gohan can mean rice, or an entire meal; wouldn't it be weird if English was like that

Me, reflecting for 5 more seconds on the word "meal": whoooaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

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A setting where people's gender is based on the weather on the day they were born, and each year every person can choose to update their gender to the weather on their birthday that year. It's become a cultural norm for people who want a specific gender to take a trip to an area foretasted to have that weather on their birthday. Some people keep their first gender for their whole life, some might change it once or twice, some change it almost every year (weather permitting).

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shoudl we replace all bars with bigyikes

69% Yes
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420% No
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If you read Red Wall and don't know what stoats are, you might think they're vicious nasty-looking monsters instead of tiny, elongated teddy bears

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