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Progress for our Folding@Home team has stagnated, and we've actually begun to slowly drop in rank. We made it to the top 3.5% of teams before starting to descend (8938 of 254263)

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hey real quick what the fuck, I just learned about the song "ur so gay" by Katy pery

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Have you heard of the Royal game of Ur?

It's a 4000 year old game found in a royal gravesite in the ancient city of Ur. What's truly amazing about it is that we've also found a clay tablet with the rules for it! The oldest rule book in the world!

I had not heard of it, until I found this beautiful Free and open source online digital version of it! It looks great, and it's fun too! And you can play two player locally

Give it a go and let me know what you think! #game

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ASMR: Kiryu Kazuma patiently listens to you infodump about your favourite subject, intermittently going "hmm", "that makes sense", and "it takes all kinds to make this world"

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Saw a crow tear the lid off of a snack pack pudding in a parking lot just now

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Results from The International Obfuscated C Code Contest are out, and the winner has a devious program using the Turing-completeness of printf! Yikes.

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From my understanding, a baptism is when a priest roleplays drowning you in magic water and it's supposed to make god like you

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i miss my friends who i never reach out to

I wish Octopath Traveller was less boring because the OST absolutely slaps

remember kids, there's no "i" in "simp"

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Me, age 15 (naive): point of make art is impress girls

Me, age 23 (mature): art is an expression of the soul. it is highly personal and meaningful

Me, age 30 (wise): point of make art is impress girls

booboo the fool here checking in to say that for like a year now there has been a glaring error in a software project I've been working on and I didn't notice it until now because I never tested it with an empty array


the stages of greef (ground beef)

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2021-01-02: As a birthday gift to me, please help this find its forever home. It needs to be worn, not sit in a tupperware bin on my inventory shelves. #Leather #pride flag #maille shirt or bar vest, hand built by yours truly while living in Chicago near the Leather Museum and the Jackhammer bar. This vest has never been in a bar or club, and that's just sad.

It's hard to apply for jobs when like 80% of the job listings on Glassdoor are for banks or defense contractors

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application idea: point your phone camera at a digital timer to add it to your phone

so you point your phone at a microwave for a few seconds and then walk away with the timer now being on your phone

OCR of a 7 segment display can't be that hard right?

I am going to spend an absolutely unreasonable amount of time thinking about what I should name this language that I have yet to begin properly writing

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thinkin about making an esoteric programming language where each program plays out like a dnd campaign and you have a party of characters and every time you assign to a variable or whatever the party gets attacked by monsters and it takes time to fight them and if a party member dies then there are commands you can't use anymore like if your wizard dies, you can't get input and if your program tries to do that command you get a game over

god I'm so excited for her to stop dating such disappointing guys all the time

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