apostrofobic @ohworm@www.librepunk.club
human knowledge belongs to the world :,)
she/her, 22, bi, taking the public bus
my profile pic was drawn by @wgahnagl
Joined May 2019
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liberals will be like, "you want bike lanes painted in your city? that's a bit utopian, don't you think?"
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mastodon.offline, the instance where you have to actually send your posts through the postal system
folks who live in places with window ac: how bad is it during the summers compared to central air?
vaguely threatening
hydrate or die straight #WaterDrinker
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What's that minecraft mod that lets you kill supreme court justices?
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HELL ON EARTH
@ohworm I know WHY this happens but it still hurts me
I like how ML work has a built-in disappointment when you run your last set of evaluations on test instead of val and all the scores go down. guaranteed psychic damage with every experiment, as god intended
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can't stop thinking about how the movie Cars basically proves that if the USA were built for sentient automobiles and no humans existed, the country would look basically the same.
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HOUSE
⚠️🎃⚠️🎃⚠️🎃PUFFBALL: SALEM RESIDENT🎃⚠️🎃⚠️🎃⚠️
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Giant tortoises were rediscovered in the galapagos!!! They're not extinct!!
[this post reuploaded due to the original not having a caption.]
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i can't get you out of my head
amd im pretty sure you're mining bitcoin up there
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I just looked up "co-living" and
wtf
why are they rebranding "having a roommate" as a new trend?
I feel like I've stepped into an alternative dimension where most people don't have roommates or live with family.
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It's legal to be gay but only in straight ways (where you are white and buy lots of stuff)
the kitten dedicates a solid 30% of her waking hours to finding precarious ledges to chase her tail on. Ideal occupation
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Just a word of warning for when you donate plasma: due to taxes, up to 40% of your plasma is likely going to the Solar Marines in the Outer Colonies to use as ammunition in their blaster coils. So if you’re against the Moon Wars, I suggest you think twice before donating.
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anyway a credit score is literally a quantification of every person's desperation, and is weaponized against the poorest people in society in order to increase that desperation as much as possible
human knowledge belongs to the world :,)
she/her, 22, bi, taking the public bus
my profile pic was drawn by @wgahnagl
Joined May 2019
