apostrophobic @ohworm@www.librepunk.club

anti-improv. everything starts with "no, but"

submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known, as a bit

@wgahnagl bitches be stanning anyone in technology who doesn’t look like a cishet techbro 😔

it’s me, i’m bitches

me: I fucking hate the FOSS community every single person in it is literally the fucking devil
also me, one second after seeing a woman with grey hair as an active contributor to any technology ever: I would die for her. I want to be her. I would do anything for her. That's me. That's gonna be me. I'm gonna do that. I love her so much. woman.

it's real appreciating @wgahnagl's great moderation hours

antitrust au where teddy survives and leads an open source revolution

HEY REMEMBER TEDDY CHIN?

just heard about computers. damn that shit sucks

please understand that all of my pull requests are flawless. There are 0 problems with them because they are perfect.
Do not tarnish them with comments about your "ideas" or how "this doesn't make sense at all"

I sure wish my cat didn't have a foot fetish, but sometimes that's just how it is

tired: using a foss tool because its mascot is in supertuxkart and it's so cute!
wired: not using a foss tool because its mascot is in supertuxkart and that fucker keeps hitting you with bowling balls

when I yawn and my cat also yawns, boost if you agree

scratching ominous tally marks into the paint next to it