idk 

love languages:

-"here i thought you'd find this picture hot"
-stealing all the blankets then waking up and realizing you stole all the blankets and placing them tenderly back over their sleeping body
-the eye contact you make as ur turning up a song on the radio that you both love
-raising the dead together
-taking off ur jacket to offer them but they won't accept it but u won't put it back on so then youre both cold
-hissing

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idk 

@myconidiosyncrasy
Love languages:
- carefully cultivating a plant that they dislike because the faces they make are funny
- making the same puns over and over again until you don’t even need to say them, just make eye contact, and they groan
- explaining things that you know better than them in the worst possible way to see how long until they work out you’re doing it on purpose
- strongly hinting about having a Big Secret until they’re begging you to tell them and then it’s something ridiculously inconsequential
- intentionally playing dumb when they’re telling you about their interests, and saying “but why don’t they just [do something completely impractical/reductive] instead”

idk 

love languages:

-writing them encoded messages
-looking at a mushroom together
-youre doing something and they're doing something but u pick up their hand and put it on you and then you keep doing ur respective things but touching now
-setting increasingly absurd things on top of their head
-youre making them a cup of tea and you ask them which kind they want even tho you know already which kind they're gonna want but u ask just in case they wanna try smthn else
-sword fighting to the death

this one was probably not intended when the feature was implemented but

mineshafts make even the underground feel alive, but they also raise an important question. when the mineshaft cuts through a vein of ore, why leave the rest of the ore behind? isn't that the whole point of mining?

what were they mining for that we don't know about?

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i like minecraft's "worldbuilding" a lot. it's almost nonexistent, just enough to say "you weren't the first". it makes you wonder

going to start a d&d themed podcast. don't think anybody has done this yet?

americans: do you still need a covid vaccine? important information, please boost! 

I got inside information that Costco JUST managed to get their vaccine scheduling site up.

This is the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, one dose only.

No membership is needed. It is free to anyone.

costco.com/covid-vaccine.html

Prince Phillip was not alone in his condition... Please, use today to reach out to your friends who are suffering from botched necromancy.

please read if you have an old smartwatch you don't want anymore :boost_ok: 

hey uh

if anybody has like an old smartwatch they don't want anymore

especially if it's one of the ones on this page

asteroidos.org/install/

(but even if it's not)

i could really use it

i used to have a galaxy watch that really helped me manage my ADHD and such

then my asshole abusive parents stole it

i've tried using a day planner but i just can't bring myself to use it consistently

having what basically amounts to a heads-up display for life on my wrist was just... perfect in every way

it made everything so much easier

so yeah if anyone has a spare smartwatch they could send my way i'd be eternally grateful and it would really help me get my shit together

my only criteria is it has to work with a samsung/android phone since that's what i have lol

please boost! :boost_ok:

Bass Pro Shop is actually just the surface level town where you can buy supplies before heading down into the endless pits of Bass Pro Dungeon

here at enterprise software inc. we don't build software, we build technical debt

guy who believes the vaccines have something to do with 5G so he gets the shot for better cell reception

bad bbc news article title, you will not enjoy this 

“The tech billionaire who is putting women first” :)

When you're talking about Linux, it's okay to say that it's "open source".

It's okay to say that it's "free software".

It's okay to call it "GNU/Linux", "Linux", or to mess up its name.

It's okay to refer to it as "the one with the friendly penguin".

Part of RMS' legacy has been an incessant obsession with terminology and pedantry, overshadowing far more important shared objectives which are fundamentally emancipatory in nature.

Pedantry is not activism; it is alienating, not emancipatory.

Manjaro has its faults but you gotta hand it to them for making a certain kind of pretentious techbro absolutely furious all the time

I want this supreme court decision to bankrupt oracle, and then put google's business practices in the spotlight for long enough for them to be dismantled for creating a monopoly

on the one hand i die a little inside whenever i see someone post "hmm i want to make a 3d game, oh well guess i have to use unity!" on the other hand i think i have been better at accepting lately that i do not have the means to rescue every single person who wants to hurl themselves into a river

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