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c programming take 

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people really seemed to like the selfies i posted yesterday, so i figured "what if i combine the outfits" and folks, i look hot as hell. can't wait until the weather's warm enough for me to justify going out like this (selfie ec)

walked into my home!! to find!! my cats!! spooning on the couch!!

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if you attempt to implement DRM for any reason, I will personally come and sabotage all of your future plans one by one until you are left with nothing.
I will make you late to every meeting.
I will make all of your dates stand you up.
This I vow.

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internet ads. math terms 

bad take: “back in my day we didn’t have [X]! Kids are so entitled!!”

good take: “I grew up without [X], and here’s how it felt to experience it for the first time. We have a long way to go as a society but inventions even in my lifetime have improved our world immeasurably”

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when you meet a potential romantic partner and decide that the best way to break the ice is to help a corn farmer to prepare their produce for consumption, then you just 

new avi is my exceptionally dumb and untalented cat drawn by the exceptionally brilliant and talented @wgahnagl !!

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boy scouts - gender exclusive, toxic, going bankrupt because of abuse allegations

girl scouts - gender inclusive, positive, still have dank ass cookies

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Every girl should have at least one girlfriend, platonic or otherwise

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@ohworm the only “”tense”” I know is the tension in my shoulders thanks

tried to express how tired I was this morning and wound up telling someone “I become tired last night” so that’s how my day is goin

@ohworm I have a 100% in his class but what if I’m failing ????

a professor asked me to come to his office hours to talk with no explanation or context am I.... about to die?

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I learned today that in German text-speak you can say "Gute N8" for "Good night" ("Gute Nacht") because 8 is "acht".

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