Lmao the eggplant emoji is so far up in my recent emojis list

wearing a balaclava and typing with gloves so lucy doesn't notice i haven't gone to bed yet

Meta , notre dame 

laughing and lolling as I remember how me and the other homeschooled children would say "school kids" as like a derogatory slur

i think humanity has progressed enough that we can have a big tiddy anime lady and her boobs dont fly in opposite directions when she stands up

checking someone's bio for their pronouns is decent people culture

I am uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the dorm room today

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D*d mention 

we came up with a fucking amazing project idea at work and i think we are actually gonna do it aaaaaa

Global politics. Internet Archive. Terrorism. 

once upon a time, a "good posts" dry spell would cause me to get upset and log off for several days. now when i don't have anything interesting to say, i simply post the most worthless boring garbage imaginable and congratulate myself about it incessantly

My roommate (playing Zelda, minding her own buisness, doing nothing to deserve this): "why are there so many skeletons?"
Me (cursed, gremlin, did not need to say this) : "where do you think our bones go after we die?"

In retrorespect I now realize this is why keybase has you explicitly tie together the two accounts you're linking.

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Protip: Don't do crypto at 1am.
I just signed a message saying "Hi! I'm skyedelaciel on keybase" WITH MY KEYBASE KEY AND ALMOST POSTED IT AJGIEWKFOWEJGIWFGJKEWIFJWEIFEWJFIEWJGFIWEJFEWQFJWEIGQEJFOQEWFJEW

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It is 1am.
I have spent the last...3 hours making new XMPP and Mastodon accounts.
This was really not a productive use of my time.

Hi! I'm @skyedelaciel@librepunk.club on mastodon, and skyedelaciel on keybase! 

Petition to rename undertale to Deltarune 2: Electric Boogaloo

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