Skye de la Ciel @skyedelaciel@www.librepunk.club

CROWDFUND IDEA: hire the elderly woman that repainted that fresco of Jesus to rebuild Notre Dame Cathedral.

Lmao the eggplant emoji is so far up in my recent emojis list

wearing a balaclava and typing with gloves so lucy doesn't notice i haven't gone to bed yet

@lynnesbian
Let's make like a gay couple and smooch

Uh. Can we maybe. Like. Not mock people for being devastated by the loss of an incredible piece of architecture please. No one likes the Catholic Church this isn’t about that just let people mourn.

referring to my beloved as an absolute unit in my wedding vows

laughing and lolling as I remember how me and the other homeschooled children would say "school kids" as like a derogatory slur

i think humanity has progressed enough that we can have a big tiddy anime lady and her boobs dont fly in opposite directions when she stands up

The unicode scrotum

checking someone's bio for their pronouns is decent people culture

Spring makes me absolutely horny and I fucking hate that.

Remember when that guy from Porygon what's his name made a documentary about why Domino's collaboration with Miku ended and it turns out that Scott, Presidents of Domino's Pizza retired?

Mastodon will die soon, since it's filled primarily with lesbians and there are no straight people to produce new users.

Which branch of science produces the cutest GFs?

we came up with a fucking amazing project idea at work and i think we are actually gonna do it aaaaaa

The french government issues 500 takedown notices to the internet archive, claiming that large portions of the archive (which are otherwise perfectly legal) are "terrorist content" including Project Gutenberg, the Prelinger Archive, the Grateful dead collection, and some CSPAN archive.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20190410/14580641973/eu-tells-internet-archive-that-much-site-is-terrorist-content.shtml

Are you a french person? Will you complain to your government?

me using two instances