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If you DM me an image, I'll send back a caption for it. I don't need to steal people's images if they're trying.

My clout now, bitch.

Image description:

What appears to be an old page from the Los Angeles Times on pagers. There are images of hands holding pagers with codes displayed.

Text:
The Code
Teenagers relay messages through their pagers by dialing numbers that in the digital world look vaguely like letters. Other common messages rely on numerical shorthand.

Can you see it?
Good bye: 6000*843
I miss you: 1*177155*400
Good night: 6000*171647
Hello: 07734 (rotated upside down)
Go home: 60*401773
Hi loser: 41*705312

United States politics, feet, small eye contact in author portrait

Image description:

@EZPZisback on Twitter (display name: The Oddguy) posts (in 3 tweets):
FYI: Encyclopedia Dramatica is down because our admin is in jail and didn't give anyone the password.

(He's not in jail for anything site related. He's in jail for forgery)

this is just how the site always operates. this is the third out of 5 admins that went to jail.
possibly 4th. I'm not sure about one of them.

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lewd text, eye contact, parody

US military, meme where the two people are yelling at each other

Most confusing sequels

worms, unsettling

Caption your images, please, or I will steal them.

police, food