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Sometimes people follow me and I'm like what the fuck? Don't be a sheep.

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New avatar is pretty much what I look like, except completely different.

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This is my shitposting alt. My "main", if you will.

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Listen, I'm fucking hot. If you saw me, you'd be like, "Damn, what a sexy person!" No, I will not be providing any evidence to this point.

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i'm like 90% straight and even i have a gay card. they just give them out to whoever asks.

story time 

Generally my policy is if you request to follow me, you have about 24 hours to make a post or upload an avatar, and if there's still no evidence you're a real account after ~a day, you get blocked.

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Pokemon spoilers i guess but it's an important accessibility option 

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I feel like we can use republican and white supremacist interchangeably at this point.

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let's make a boardgame about how tedious software arguments are

we'll call it Stack Overflow

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internet capitalism salt 

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@starkatt I piss off SO MANY PEOPLE by reading things before I sign them and refusing to sign things that are outright false. Including when I got a mortgage, where I had to sign a few sheets reminding me that mortgage fraud is illegal so I better make sure I’m filling everything in honestly OR ELSE.

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autism 

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Genital shitpost 

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Magic: The Gathering lesbians 

college 

college advice 

Thinking about downloading a data from the internet.

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i used to think something was funny, but then someone who uses the internet more ironically than me says it's not funny. boy is my face red

"A fraction of" something is always assumed to be a fraction less than 1, usually less than 1/2. It's never like 50/3 of it.

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