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I'm serious, by the way, when I say that I don't want credit for anything I say. You can share or repost the stuff I post, just please leave my name out of it.

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uspol, military 

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I'm a simple bitch. I post about being gay for girls, hating capitalism, and free software. That's my personality.

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Sometimes people follow me and I'm like what the fuck? Don't be a sheep.

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This is my shitposting alt. My "main", if you will.

Me, downloading stuff from the internet: (Steven Universe voice) Give me the bits! The bits! The bits!

poetry? idk, I'm tired but my brain came up with this so I figured I should write it down before I forget it, and I'll analyze it later 

What do I look like, you ask. A being of immense visual appeal. An absolute 10/10 with no further descriptive characteristics to be acknowledged specifically. No, I will not be taking any further questions.

Can you believe a person *this hot* could have *this nonspecific* a set of features and no evidence to support their claims?

Most of my contacts on XMPP have icons because Conversations encourages you to do that, and it's always weird to me.

Honestly why am I awake? Go to bed, trash cat.

Hey you reading this 

food, dietary restriction labeling, Halloween candy 

food, dietary restriction labeling, Halloween candy 

food, dietary restriction labeling 

food, dietary restriction labeling 

I don't mind when my torrents stall because there's no one to seed to. I just hate when it's for the other reason.

Yes I am Excessively Online. Why do you ask?

meta 

*slaps roof of trash cat* This thing can fit so much fucking gay in her.

gayposting 

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