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Seriously, don't fucking touch me.

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I'm serious, by the way, when I say that I don't want credit for anything I say. You can share or repost the stuff I post, just please leave my name out of it.

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uspol, military 

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Sometimes people follow me and I'm like what the fuck? Don't be a sheep.

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This is my shitposting alt. My "main", if you will.

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Plants are better than sex  

heterosexual masculinity is so boring... "I'm an exceptional person because I have very nice grass." My own dad brags that people have been randomly walking by the house and have said he has a very nice lawn. Just... look at all that space I could have dandelions... :blobcattilt:

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garfield  

2019: Joker comes out

2020: government says we can't be in a society anymore

coincidence?

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Vecna  

Imagine seeing the word "accessibility" and saying, "Hm, I feel like this word is too easy to understand. What if we condensed it to a wholly unintuitive 4-character abbreviation?"

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unpleasant 

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Kistaro Windrider  

password breaches are a great time to delete a bunch of accounts you're not using!

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Aoife  

being bisexual means i'm attracted to exactly two genders. not gonna say which ones though

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personal squid  

Photo of my thighs, read the caption before opening the photo! Painting ec 

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Else ⛤  

buying women's clothes, rolling 2d6 to figure out my size

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blåhaj friend  

why would you ever get the Gamer Site Application on your phone
i don't understand tbh

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callout post (not serious) 

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VOID JAMMER  

creating a sophisticated neural network to make plans with people with always cancel at the last minute. yes ive made a deep flake

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vague 

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selfsame  

a honeypot is when you post something like "white people don't wipe their butts" then block anyone who begs to differ

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personal squid  

Just remembered when my bby did this and god I love her.

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open source crispr cat ears  

CW meta PSA 

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open source crispr cat ears  

CW meta PSA 

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anyway, remember back when i had good jesus content?

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me, every once in a while: remember when i actually had good jesus content? what happened to that?
me, 10 minutes later: lol okay so here are 5 great jesus jokes. i'm back y'all

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healyn  

call me a purist, but it's my staunch belief that "garage bands" should only make songs about garages

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the problem with federation is you don't always see all the replies, and you often end up with like 5 people giving you the same piece of bad advice

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