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Basically, Giant Squid's private alt.
I'm going to be talking about more personal things on here (this includes lewd things, so be warned!). I might try to post more art and about my interests too, but who knows?
Other than that, it'll be the same as my main account.
Please don't try to follow me here if you're under 18.

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So I'm trying to remember more Greek mythology stuff and the only way I've been able to remember the god of medicine (Asclepius) is by thinking ass-clap-ius. I have such a gr8 brain

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So sometimes I think about changing my name and I think Pan could be a cool option for me. But I gotta be named after something that looks cool as fuck, ya know? So I image searched Pan to see what he looks like and uh, that wasn't super helpful lmao

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I hate to ask because I always feel like there are people more deserving but if you have any leeway and able to help even a little I would really really appreciate it. My rent balance is $540 and I don't know when anything else is coming through. I could maybe even pay you back after, eventually :blobcatmeltcry:

paypal.me/LDOPA008

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uncle fester puts two boob lamps on his chest and they light up

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For the past year and a half at work, any time my coworkers asked for something to eat or a snack from the hotel shop, I gave it to them and told them it was free. My boss just told me they they had to change the policy and that we're going to have to pay for things now.
Lmao that's always been the policy, and I'm going to continue ignoring it

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making my own instance and using a laugh track for the notification sound

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Look at my beautiful son. I raised him from a clove

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if youre gonna do a vote and youre in california just do a no on prop 22. the one that was literally written by like uber or some shit to keep drivers as independent contractors and prevent them from unionizing or getting the absolute bare minimum of worker protections

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Just called the person working after me because he was supposed to be here at 7 and I woke him up 🙃
I just want to go to sleeeep

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I had heard of quintessence but somehow I didn't realize it's called that because it's the fifth essence

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jeopardy asked how many squares are on a chessboard, and the obvious answer is 64, but technically, there are a lot more that are made up of smaller squares. for example, the entire chessboard counts as one square

1. I will not be doing this for them. ☆Not My Problem☆
2. No wonder I'm dreaming about chipped nail polish when my life is this boring 😅

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