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Basically, Giant Squid's private alt.
I'm going to be talking about more personal things on here (this includes lewd things, so be warned!). I might try to post more art and about my interests too, but who knows?
Other than that, it'll be the same as my main account.
Please don't try to follow me here if you're under 18.

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pdxpol 

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Food 

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She’s attacking the planets and stars on the duvet cover. It’s literally her against the universe

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"Technology was a mistake!" I shout as a futilely try to smash open a coconut with my laptop

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sex adjacent 

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All of them collecting massive amounts of information on people. Including Tumblr, but it's not really good for that kind of thing. It loses money hand over fist so one has to wonder if it's continued existence is a government op lmao (that's only half serious)

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Facebook: runs ads pushing a Nazi agenda, allowed targeted ads for white supremacists

Twitter: bans people for criticizing politicians and for using the word die in any context and also for calling people TERFs, and also Jack is friends with a lot of white supremacists

Tumblr: actively suppresses activists during uprisings and bans people under the excuse that they're a Russian psyop

YouTube: The Algorithm pushes for far right radicalization and Nazis are banned from adsense but almost never actually dealt with

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the universal worst thing about being a grown human is knowing there are adults younger than you

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kicked out of Heaven, and then Hell, because I wouldn’t stop referring to the Dark Lord Satan, Prince of Lies, as “Juicy Luci”

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contrapoints has 12,369 patrons. her lowest tier is 2 dollars.

12,369 * 2 * 12 = 296,856

at the absolute minimum (before taxes or fees), contrapoints makes almost three hundred thousand fucking dollars a year

if you want to give money to a trans person, give it to someone else
if you're already giving her money, stop, and give it to another trans person

i promise, she won't miss it

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every weapon in FF7 should let you put nails in the materia slots

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I hate how Google sells my data. I should be able to sell my OWN data. I want companies to pay me $5,000 just to obtain the knowledge that I searched up pictures of cool mushrooms.

Me: I should look for houses during my downtime at work
Me, 6 hours into talking to my coworkers/friends/scrolling mastodon: what was I gonna do today?

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