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Oh, I got bored at the end of my shift the other day and played with the welcome sign.

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Basically, Giant Squid's private alt.
I'm going to be talking about more personal things on here (this includes lewd things, so be warned!). I might try to post more art and about my interests too, but who knows?
Other than that, it'll be the same as my main account.
Please don't try to follow me here if you're under 18.

MH ~ 

Imagine if when I'm feeling bad, I looked into therapy and actually made plans and committed to getting a therapist and seeing them instead of ghosting everyone I care about??
Might fuck around and try that at some point.

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dude at work said “you could make a lot of money” with crypto but didnt answer when i asked if he has

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This is so huge for me. Like, I'll be able to afford to live on my own soon, I think??? I've tried to find roommates I'd feel comfortable living with before, but every time something fell through. Now I'll be able to get away from my shitty family without extra complicated factors??? And this came completely out of nowhere for me. I just got a promotion at the beginning of April. I wasn't expecting anything else until I maybe got a 75 cent raise next year, if that.

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I got another promotion?? It seems so surreal, but I'm going to get to travel with work and get relocated to a hotel that's less shitty eventually? I didn't even hand in my 2 weeks notice this time, so it's not a counter-offer.
Things at home have been better the past 2 days too.

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everyone thinks they'd be a really cool noble or patrician when in reality under these systems you would be a pleb or a serf. i've been thinking about how prevalent gambling fallacies seem to be under capitalism. lotteries, temporarily embarrassed millionaires, everything is justified under the idea that you have a 0.01% shot at having a nice comfortable life when you are overwhelmingly more likely to just be completely fucked like everyone else

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A water pipe broke near work yesterday and we have a boil water notice for 3 days. This morning I went to pay the water bill for work, but made the memo "water ill" by accident and it has amused me much longer than it should've

I bought a newer car 

My old car was dying and falling apart so I bought a newer one Thursday and I love it and it's a stick shift so I just kinda learned how to drive a stick in 3 days which was nerve-wracking

I hate that feeling when you realize a really obvious solution to a problem after the fact.

I'm at the beach so I don't have pants on 

I went to the beach after it rained like 2 weeks ago and it was so nice and empty. The rocks hurt my butt though

I think I'm finally getting my schedule sorted out at work! I'm so ready to get home before midnight on a consistent basis 😊

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a lot of people think Bob Seger's "Night Moves" is about fucking, but he was inspired to write it after seeing how the horsey works in a chess match

Sexy i guess? Selfie taken in celebration of calling out of work but you can see cleavage 

Lmfao breaststroke. Autocorrect is great.

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Sexy i guess? Selfie taken in celebration of calling out of work but you can see cleavage 

Idk. This just felt like the most natural expression of how I'm feeling

I feel like I spend at least half my life feeling perplexed

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Height rant, not worth opening, tbh 

It's so annoying that people genuinely believe stereotypes about people based on them being short. I don't like talking about this because there are much more important things in the world, but god, it's like half the people I talk to, it seems like. And if you feel that way, Why Do You Feel the Need to Bring That Up To Me, specifically??

Selfie ec 

I'm constantly exhausted. Anything new around here in the past few weeks?

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The feeling that everything must be completely original is a curse

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