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What is worse in your opinion?

ahh fuck I need to nap for 3 days

white people be like: juice too spicy. one LaCroix for me please

Harry Potter and the Episode of Friends where Ross Pretends to Have a British Accent

may the 24th be with you

Cube in a cube... In a cube... In a cube... In a cube... In a cube... In a cube

Harry Potter and the Extremely Limited Edition Wu-Tang Clan Album

One time I had an argument with a classmate about the singular form of parentheses (I said parenthesis, and he said parenthese). We asked a professor who was nearby to weigh in on the matter, and the professor said, "It's a single parenth."

the best part about making up my genders for the day is how many people this used to piss off. i got a lot of angry anons on tumblr who got mad that i gendered myself as just 'a dragon asleep on a pile of stuffed animals' because it was apparently invalidating and rude

imposing genders on people is invalid and rude. my tertiary gender is iced coffee with almond milk and maybe my fourth gender will be: its homophobic that its too hot to walk outside barefoot but im gonna do it anyway

so everyone knows when you look into a mirror, left and right are reversed. but how does the mirror know to switch left and right, but not up and down. even if you put it sideways

update:

the dogs are coming along nicely this year

#florespondence

My Haworthia is flowering :)

#IndoorPlants #Plants
@plants

editing the Wikipedia page to prove myself right, mid-argument