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Oh, I got bored at the end of my shift the other day and played with the welcome sign.

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Basically, Giant Squid's private alt.
I'm going to be talking about more personal things on here (this includes lewd things, so be warned!). I might try to post more art and about my interests too, but who knows?
Other than that, it'll be the same as my main account.
Please don't try to follow me here if you're under 18.

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what many people dont know about homer's odyssey is that while all those guys in the trojan horse were waiting to attack, they killed time by having adorable pillow fights

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Lino cutting 

I made a stamp today to make labels for garlic hot sauce

This is just a test print so it's a little blotchy but I think it'll look nice when it's done (I still have to make the hot sauce, peppers are fermenting at the moment)

Work and food complaining 

Some kids dumped a bottle of water on a computer keyboard and left it and I didn't see it until another guest went to use the computer and asked for paper towels.
A manager of mine was sitting next to the computers on a personal call and when I walked over he starts asking me what to do, as if he's never cleaned up a mess before.
Then my food called 30 minutes after it was supposed to be here and told me it would be another 90 minutes

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beards are valid androgynous looks now. I do make the rules and I'm not sorry.

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earlier i had an eeg and apparently it makes my hair do this

also i had to shower as soon as i got home because there was a ton of weird gel in my hair

(selfie, eye contact, boosts good)

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Chess 

It must be my attention to detail lmao. Like how I thought I read this before posting it 🤷‍♂️

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its fucked up to be a living letter with big googly eyes. you have to walk around on your little serif feet and you can never have more than 25 friends and the numbers are always trying to hunt you down and kill you

Chess 

If there were a game called stalemate I'd be great at it. I had 2 queens, 2 rooks and 2 pawns against one horse and I still did managed not to get checkmate.

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If I was a classic video game sword of legend, I would simply be more powerful than a sword I just bought from a guy in a village marketplace

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continued again:

-"i will only listen to this song/play this video game/watch this tv show because it's the only good one and i must consume it obsessively for hours every day" until one day you realize if you have to consume that thing for even 2 more minutes you will explode
-that crushing guilt and anger and hurt you feel when u can tell someone secretly thinks you didn't "just forget" but actually don't care at all
-"am i really even adhd??? ive never even been distracted by a squirrel??"

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clearance adhd moods we have overstock:

-vague unspecified guilt about procrastinating that ur afraid to investigate in case it turns out there really is something ur procrastinating
-i have no idea where my social security card is :)
-body: eat food. me: i can't eat actually im too busy not doing anything
-Unbelievable Rage and Fury that comes on so fast and strong you get whiplash
-pretending you haven't not done the dishes in literally 8+ months

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hey turtle hermit, you wanna go watch the tenkaichi budokai or somethin'? i hear this kid with black hair and an orange gi is gonna beat the shit outta these two bald guys. FIGHT A THE CENTURY EH? TONIGHT!

My fixation for the past few weeks has been chess but I'm just so bad at it. But it's something to do when it's too cold to play bball, which i am also still bad at lmao

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kickflipping over the dms. no time for horny, its skate or die dude

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it's free and legal to come into my dms at any time and let me know that you posted cute selfies today that i should boost and i simply don't think enough ppl take advantage of this

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How can one person be so chill and so full of existential dread at the same time? I'll never tell~

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i didn't imagine this many people would use it, especially not use it to say they are gay. thanks

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you have me to thank for the internet btw, that was me back in the day, i wanted to speak to my friend far away and the string kept breaking for the long string cups thing we had going

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