lmao the libs are not ok
I should've added a cognitohazard CW to this sorry guys lmao
@wgahnagl that's about the size of it
@PsyChuan this machine debates fascists
religion, death mention implied
@wgahnagl add a little sticker below it that says (to their maker)
@wgahnagl holy shit what
@wgahnagl arcgoeuacreaueoch fuuuuuck this so much
@wgahnagl and in another 2 years it's gonna be "this machine marches with the fascists to make sure they don't get out of hand", and then "this machine is a moderate fascist"
@velexiraptor socially liberal economically fascist
@wgahnagl fixed it
@RecursiveRabbit this machine holds fascists underwater
@wgahnagl Much better.
@wgahnagl I'd put "This machine kills fascists" on my laptop, but the bludgeoning would be expensive, and it's where I keep my data.
@RecursiveRabbit put it on your car
@wgahnagl Good idea.
@wgahnagl ah yes. the "id like to speak to the manager" of politics
improvement, vio, drowning
@wgahnagl This machine holds fascists underwater until they go limp
"This machine butt-smooches fascists after they're out of office." 🇺🇸
@xenophora this machine is fascists
@wgahnagl this machine posts "vote for biden" on fascists' Facebook pages
@wgahnagl haha w h a t
@wgahnagl can i hold fascists accountable with like, a gun
@wgahnagl the worst part is you know they're not even going to do that
@internetwolf this machine is easily persuaded by fascists
@wgahnagl this machine thinks letting fascists play "devil's advocate" is simply part of debate
@wgahnagl the shriek of unhinged laughter that escaped my throat when I saw it carried more weight than this sticker
@wgahnagl Why did they peel this sticker off a milkshake maker?
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