fine tuning my lucid dreaming skills so I can enact my fantasies of smashing in a landlord's head with a baseball bat

cool that there's a clause in my lease that says I can't have anyone stay over for more than seven days really normal regular behavior for a person to not mind their own fucking business about

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also in the listing it says it's a shared washer/dryer but in the lease it says I'm responsible for installing my own

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i would wish for landlords to go to hell no matter what but I am 100% sure they already do

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