like are you telling me a high fantasy wheelchair, a wheelchair for witches and wizards, a paladin lancer whose steed is a mobility device and cannot be without it for long without collapsing, trained to kneel and let him off, the kind of magical, tender shit that a fantasy wheelchair could be
paladin lancer who sleeps in the stable next to his beloved horse, paladin lancer goes to the city and has to get a regular wheelchair and is forced to put his horse in the stable outside of town, uncomfortable without his best friend by his side, horse is on a quest to become such a noble and virtuous beast of burden that it can be blessed by the fairies and transformed into a unicorn in order to better help his paladin friend manage his chronic illness
@wgahnagl god there's an enchanted walking chair in witch hat atelier and it's just SO fucking cool... fuckin goat legs elegantly integrated into the motif of the wooden carvings...
@wgahnagl we need wheelchairs that have this kind of mechanism pulling them along, just for the visual appeal
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