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DO NOT ENTER MY HOUSE AND PITCH ME YOUR IDEA FOR A DATING APP WHEN I MENTION THAT I'M A SOFTWARE ENGINEER
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I WILL REDUCE YOU TO A SMUDGE, YOU ENTER MY HOME WEARING SHOES AND ASK ME IF I KNOW HOW TO ADD A PAYMENT PROCESSOR TO A WEBSITE, ASK ME IF I CAN MAKE AN IOS APP, I WILL CLEAVE YOU IN FUCKING TWAIN
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YOU ARE BUT A FUCKING WORM TO ME
GO TO CODEACADEMY.COM AND LEARN JAVASCRIPT YOU SIMPERING SINGLE MAN, A CURSE ON YOUR STARTUP, TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF THE SEARING SUMMER SUN UPON YOUR BACK FOR REQUESTING MY AID IN SUCH A BASE, SHAMEFUL FASHION
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YOUR DATING APP WILL NOT GET YOU BITCHES, YOU SHOULD START BY WEARING SOMETHING OTHER THAN GREY T-SHIRTS AND JEANS, YOU WRETCHED MAN, BEGONE FROM MY FUCKING STOOP YOU CRETIN
