it's a screenshot of a pepe 

like something about this betrays a really really genuine emotion that fills me with as much pity as it does revulsion

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ridiculously phallic octopus emoji 

daily reminder how badly openmoji let me down

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I refinanced my student loans but I still had to pay like a month's worth of interest to sallie mae, so I just paid them off and it gave me a link to this video that starts off with the words "student debt is out of control. in the us over *1.2 trillion* is owed in student loans" every single moment of adult life feels like getting hit by a progressively larger truck
youtube.com/watch?v=JqbXQa05Z6

like sure you guys's flags are cool and all but I think the lesbian labrys flag is the only one that is just INTIMIDATING as hell

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Caps, bad email from a company 

WHY IS THIS LOAN CORPORATION SEXTING ME :(((

like I don't want to be over the top here but this is the basic design of the global representation of god that you find in the prayer room in international airports.

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it's a lime green spaceship shaped trashcan, a trashcan is something you literally keep forever, my parents have trashcans over 20 years old and it's an object you use like 10 times a day please it's a SPACESHIP

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