ohohoh you smarty pants, would you look at that that earring really IS made out of well-positioned strokes of paint!! It's an illusion! boy was I fooled. I'm going to kick your fucking ass.

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tbh, literal ages ago I read somewhere that in this painting, the woman with the pearl earring, the "pearl earring" was an "illusion" because he "didn't actually paint a pearl earring" he just "made a few strokes of paint to suggest a pearl" and this take has been living in my head rent free for probably 10 years, he didn't "make an illusion" he literally painted a fucking pearl earring, everything about painting is an illusion what you thought it was a real pearl or something holy shit

to give you an idea of who we're dealing with he also created this sick son of a bitch

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I'm extremely enjoying being in Ireland because every time I buy something with my card I need to sign for it and I just recently changed my signature to

literally every single person on my team: *screaming at me for 900 whitespace errors in every single one of my PRs*
my stupid ass:

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I am literally wearing this hat right now, like it's verbatim this literal hat it was hand felted everyone get the FUCK out of my way

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the most important thing in a game is how goofy the main character looks. that's it that's the only thing I see. The gameplay could be anything. You could sell me call of duty if you can play as something that looks like this

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you can sell me literally any game if the playable character looks like this son of a bitch

like literally nothing of value has ever been generated by Anish Kapoor talking about anything. If he shut up and never said a word about anything again the world would be better off for it. I fucking hate his guts and he sucks.
with that in mind.

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As a person of any integrity he has absolutely categorically failed. He sucks. Every time he opens his mouth I want to have it be closed permanently. However.

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