this is the holy dodo muffin of prosperity, boost to receive infinite wealth and long naps in warm sunlight

I'm gonna say my wedding vows over an axe that looks like this, and then I'm gonna use it to cut my wedding cake (and also the table underneath it)

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hey rochester police locust club why does your official union insigna literally have an actual fasces on it lol

sure I complain about the woman with a pearl earring a lot, but i feel like I don't show enough positivity to Kathleen Ryan's gem encrusted rotting fruit

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