I am going 2 have lineage on one half and stock oxygen android with google play services enabled on the other so I can still be a functioning member of society while also not being a functioning member of society
I'm being findommed and edged by the federal government
it's times like this that I get so pissed off about the lottery
It is honestly the world's most fucked up scam, like sure let's specifically target the most desperate people with the promise of saving them from their soul crushing lifetime of debt, and then take all their money and give it to one random guy
when I pay off my student loans and my car loans and buy a house and pay off my house loan and pay off my medical loans that I'll inevitably have because by this point I'll be 50 it's over for you motherfuckers
I find myself imagining a hypothetical rice farmer who lives off of two dollars a day
I always imagined that only childhood and adolescence would be categorized by feelings of helplessness and terror but as it turns out, that's actually the whole thing.
@Thomas yeah it would really be cool if my internet bill wouldn't triple suddenly with no improvement in service for no real reason, other than the fact that I've had it for a year
cis, but not like, weird about it
biracial and tbh pretty weird about it
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