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kinda fucked of my parents to raise me with a starter name till my early 20s

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a cool thing about the Gathering of the Juggalos is that you and your 20 closest Juggalo friends can take 1 Uber there

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Everyone's talking about thots, but no one is checking on thoh

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a soap opera but everyone is a lesbian. everyone. even you when you watch it.

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many popular transfem names follow the pattern consonant-vowel-s-s

some examples follow:
Jess
Tess
Cass
Miss
Ness
Boss
Mess
Piss
FOSS

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me, making direct eye contact with a security camera: the fukc you lookin at? keep scrollin

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take the miltary budget and put it into health care and then set up a go fund me for army

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it's only spaghetti if it comes from the spaghett region of Italy, otherwise it's sparkling ramen

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how the FUCK do computers even operate for 5 seconds without some dumbass wrecking their shit with some string of weird characters that dodges sanitization or whatever

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the year is 2069. every citizen is assigned a government selected fursona at birth

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