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that's it. we've lost too many good ones recently. nobody else is allowed to leave. if you want to leave you have to replace yourself with a friend who is an equivalent level of funny, smart, nice, or whatever your thing is

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Andy Ngo is very concerned that so many people in Germany have a history of opposing fascism.

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honestly i need a piercing like i need a hole in my head

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You ever think about how nice it would be to be a cartoon character IRL? Not like, a specific one, but just a 2D drawing critter going about your daily life

No more weird, hyper-realistic 3D body, just a simplified, expressive 2D body that kinda fills in the needed 3D space.

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The issues plaguing birdsite India isn't a bug, it's by design. Their entire business model is dependent upon giving maximum reach for terrible takes on divisive issues and profiting off of the subsequent moral outrage.

Capitalism didn't give you internet. Much of what you see in internet came from volunteer labour of open source projects.

Capitalism gave you paywalls and hundred spam mails a day and sites you can't open because a thousand ads are covering the entire content.

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For weeks, the Chilean government has alternated between brutality, division, & deceit without succeeding in crushing resistance. Looking at Chile, we can learn a lot about strategies of state repression and how to outmaneuver, outsmart, & outlast them.

cwc.im/ChilePersists 

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Folks, it's called #TootNotTweet because that's the sound an elephant makes. We simply have no way of knowing what a mastodon sounded like. Eugen is wildly speculating.

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Poverty distorts your brain into thinking you’re worth nothing and any good you may indulge in could plummet you into homelessness by your own hand.

Wealth distorts your brain into thinking you can’t live with *only* 5 billion dollars.

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Me: Im getting into gardening lately

Colleague: You can make a lot of money landscaping you know

Me: No I mean like fruit and veg

C: Ah to sell?

Me: No for me and to give away to my neighbours

C: So how are you making money from it?

Me: No, its a hobby and a way to provide for people

C: Yeah but you should really be thinking how to monetise it

Me: I dont think I can continue to talk to you anymore

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It's Friday please show me what comfy sweaters you are wearing! Or comfy t-shirts I guess if you're in the southern hemisphere. People exactly on the equator, uh, button downs?

I felted over the moth holes on this one and now I'm kind of sad they weren't in a more prominent location. #VisibleMending

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trying to get a second knife scar if anybody is free and in a romantic mood

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it's good imo to pick my friends up and help them onto a horse. i have done this 5 or so times and it never gets old. they act like the horse will explode at any second and i don't help by saying things like "the horse could explode at any second".

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I did a video about the current discourse. Thank you so much for your time. youtube.com/watch?v=__1eprlkvc

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