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how to teach white kids that cops aren't good 

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tonight i explained to my 3 year old why "the police arrest Bad People" (a sentence uttered in one episode of a toddler show she watches) is incorrect in an age-appropriate way.

i feel immense relief about this because i can't maintain my integrity if i allow my kid to develop the idea that cops and rules are inherently good.

let's reframe disabilities that inhibit work as things that make us conscious of self-care
self-care isn't an option, it is necessary.

If I don't sleep well, eat well, or take care of my mental health then I will seize. So epilepsy, in a way, is good for me. I can't go beyond my limits because going beyond them means I'll end up hurt and fucked up for a few days. If anything, my disability makes me more compassionate to myself.

And that's pretty cool.

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Pro tip: Don't make your @ your name. Those things are extremely volatile and will change without warning. Instead, choose your @ based on a silly nonsensical joke. Those are evergreen.

im the hyperlink of uber. no im not explaining this. you should be ashamed of yourself

If you post a lot I respect that and appreciate you

Chopping wood outside my remote cabin, I hear a noise at the tree line. When I look up, there he is. It’s Bigfoot and he is absolutely hanging dong.

fucked up that women are the ones viewed as fragile considering I can't count how many men I've known with such extreme anger issues that everyone in their personal lives has to permanently walk on eggshells for fear of reprisal

Fedi: there are good things in the world
me: :'00 ???
Fedi: but the world can also be better, and you have the tools to make a better world right now without anyone's permission
me: :'000000000 ?????????????

Real positive :'))) 

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Real positive :'))) 

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Real positive :'))) 

Currently: scrolling fedi and fighting the urge to tell everyone how excellent it is

Peak mastodon is when someone dmd a lady on here saying her liking big dicks is Ableist against microdick havers

all knowledge can be represented by symbols-kun *semantics-chan sneaks up behind me with a hammer and bonks me on the head* nani????

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Never be friends with an American woman!!!!!! Never look at an American woman!!!!

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