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"teachers are no better than anybody else, and sometimes they will do murder" -That Professor I Hate

I no longer need astrology
Thanks to m̶o̶d̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶t̶e̶c̶h̶n̶o̶l̶o̶g̶y̶ Google Federated Learning of Cohorts

Manjaro has its faults but you gotta hand it to them for making a certain kind of pretentious techbro absolutely furious all the time

"if you don't want replies then don't federate!!" you got it chief, instance suspended

which is not to say that people don't have the right settle their own affairs, it just means that i think there will never not be a need for people specifically trained in equitable judgement, and so: a modern scribal class

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"tankie" alert but human affairs are complicated and just kind of assuming that people left to their own devices will work them out in an equitable way all the time is basically a guarantee that that will not happen

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honestly, when it is implied that i may participate in oppressive structures, thats no good at all to me. but when instead it is agreed that oppression is due to individual bad actors, thats the stuff

I want this supreme court decision to bankrupt oracle, and then put google's business practices in the spotlight for long enough for them to be dismantled for creating a monopoly

remembering that time a tumblr user asked, in all earnestness, "did Rasputin do something problematic? I thought he was just Russia's greatest love machine"

if you feel sir or ma'am or other gendered honorifics are key to you knowing someone is paying respect, you have a fragile and antiquated ego

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sir and ma'am can be safely deposited into the trash if you do not know someone, plus they suck

so now that APIs aren't copyrightable, how can we legally define Mickey Mouse as an API

@jaye ikr!!!! it always struck me how comfortable it was, how homey and safe it felt to look at ;_;

a few years ago, i think it was air bnb, had a rental in chicago that you could stay at and it would have been my dream but it was also super expensive, naturally

hating america is a good thing. when you hate america, you are in good company.

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Here’s your Monday morning cup of coffee. Fountain pen on card. Check that grid and ink shading.

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