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is it possible to extricate original sin from the academy

landlords should have to live in their shitty homes for a week before getting dumped into a pit of venomous snakes

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I WANT CHUNKY COMMUNISM MERCH. SOVIET TCHOTCHKES ARE THE MOST CHARMING FUCKING THING IN THE UNIVERSE

never gonna show my children youtube kids, they're going to be mesmerized by a primarily soundless antique tool restoration video for hours on end like god intended

going to leave this world behind to live in the giant fantasy forest I dreamed about last night tbh

mastodon is crumbling because federating the pictures of my massive ass is crashing all the servers

YouTube: would you like some bootlicking?

me: fuck no

YouTube: how about 'psychopath test'

me: what? no. take a long walk off a short pier

YouTube: A Very Talkative And Friendly Black Cat

me: *rubbing hands together in excitement* now THIS is what I've been waiting for

I spent $3 on a crane machine at the rest stop trying to pull out this blue beanie baby and they come out looking like this.
So disappointed, we gonna need a tiny shirt for this.

when a beanie baby becomes a beanie adult it learns to live a life devoid of love

xi jinping please liberate us from these filthy capitalist dogs

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