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every time someone tries to tell me that there is a grand conspiracy perpetrated by the federal government which has been kept in perfect secrecy for generations, i think about that video where the dancing FBI agent does a backflip and his gun falls out of his waistband and goes off and shoots someone in the crowd and i kinda go yeahhhhh probably not

Pleistocene Park was started in 1988 in order to test the hypothesis that the tundra steppe ecosystem was maintained by large herbivores and that overhunting by humans led to the collapse of the ecosystem. "The animals, their hooves, they disturb the moss and let grasses grow instead. The soil dries out, the animals deposit their fertilizer, the grass grows more, and more animals can graze.". The experiment has been a success, I mean look at it, this isn't barren tundra, this is working.

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praxis is when you're a techbro whining like a petulant little child about diversity programs from a place where I can safely point and laugh

sometimes people just don't get along and you need a release valve for that instead of acting like you'll make everyone get along no matter what

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modern web browsers are pretty good operating systems, but they lack decent hypertext document viewers

"oh yeah we're going to live in a communal village and live off the land and everything is going to be harmonious and perfect because we'll be following the right ideology" bitch i have bad news for you about small town petty grievances and gossip

Pre-disclosure: we are planning a coordinated security release of several Matrix clients starting ~1pm UK (UTC+1) Monday Sept 13th to address a critical vuln. We have no evidence of it being exploited in the wild, but please be sure to upgrade on Mon! matrix.org/blog/2021/09/10/pre

the mysterious compass bot creates such fuckin atmospheric settings like it's so good how is it always so good

My boss: we want everyone back in the office as soon as we can because this is an office job

The last two years: no it isn't

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PUFFBALL I HAVE CALLED YOU PERSONALLY TO TELL YOU MY NAME AND MY RELATIONSHIP TO THE INSURANCE COMPANY THREE TIMES NOW

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PUFFBALL:POLICYHOLDER EDITION PUFFBALL NOT INSURANCE COMPANY

oh lol I think that the trending hashtags are working again

they're not "henchmen" unless they don't come from the hench region of france. if they don't, they're just sparkling accomplices

a dental x-ray is a kind of cavity search

I'm gonna do some fucked up and evil shit like put my mattress on the floor

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im literally turning into a supervillain I can feel it in my bones

it's crazy how if you look at case counts in different counties in CA it correlates exactly inversely with the vaccination rates of those counties. i wonder what this means

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