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YOU ARE BUT A FUCKING WORM TO ME
GO TO CODEACADEMY.COM AND LEARN JAVASCRIPT YOU SIMPERING SINGLE MAN, A CURSE ON YOUR STARTUP, TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF THE SEARING SUMMER SUN UPON YOUR BACK FOR REQUESTING MY AID IN SUCH A BASE, SHAMEFUL FASHION

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I WILL REDUCE YOU TO A SMUDGE, YOU ENTER MY HOME WEARING SHOES AND ASK ME IF I KNOW HOW TO ADD A PAYMENT PROCESSOR TO A WEBSITE, ASK ME IF I CAN MAKE AN IOS APP, I WILL CLEAVE YOU IN FUCKING TWAIN

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DO NOT ENTER MY HOUSE AND PITCH ME YOUR IDEA FOR A DATING APP WHEN I MENTION THAT I'M A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

blammed lolison.top for spam and pleroma crimes and idk probably loli who knows I didn't actually check they just @ed me in an attempted hellthread

I just can't see why NFTs are a prebuilt dressup doll, and you're not allowed to dress it up yourself

I like how a good 50% of small thrift stores have a stated goal of like, murdering the homeless and hastening the end of the world or financing a religious cult, what's that about tbh

are you aware that in one month I will be able to get ridiculously good macarons all the time

I think it sucks that you can't talk about drag without someone being like "oh but rupaul--" for either "good" or bad. I am literally never talking about that bitch. yeah it sucks that she's the name on every cishet person's mind but why must you encourage that by bringing her up yourself. please just be normal about drag

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functional programming is actually just type definitions and if statements all the way down

I am really glad when people add alt text to images on Mastodon.

My internet is so damn slow, that images never really load (i turn them off anyway), but at least I can get a sense of what it is from the text ^____^.

localization team, this is not joke. you cannot take RATATOUILLE and make it BATATOUILLE

The book provides all the reason we need to why the grinch steals Christmas: it is loud and annoying. This is why the book is not called “why the grinch stole Christmas”

gardening all by yourself is so dismal, a personal garden is a worse option for people who can't have a community garden

en_WWW, the locale for all those who learned english by being exposed to the internet

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tired: to whom it may concern / dear hiring manager
wired: hi,

a police officer is a tube-shaped suburban racist GED haver with a gun who shows up 20 minutes after a crime has happened, and somehow we make movies and kids cartoons about them

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