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sleep-deprived bumblebee tries to get pollen from a flower for several minutes before it realizes it's been trying to pollinate your floral print pajamas

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so who actually are these people who use Light Mode on literally any application
i've never met one
so why is it default

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#Medium now fully completed their paywalling efforts. The public page's now completely inaccessible without logging in.

Unsuspecting visitors to Medium's #articles now can't #read them unless they lock themselves into the platform.

The ability to search for new #content written by independent creators? Gone! The goal's to usurp content created by others free of charge to make you pay the centralized platform to access it.

#Plume exists to combat this, using the power of the #fediverse.

me on literally every other type of online interaction: *obnoxious and detested zillennial fuckass* *nonstop 👌 🔥 👌 🔥👌 🔥👌 🔥* *constant caps* *ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ*

me on IRC: *absolutely the most formal and polite son of a bitch to ever walk the earth. I don't know her.*

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Today marks 50 yrs that Black liberation political prisoner, Chip Fitzgerald has been locked up.
He has been in some of California's harshest prisons.
This week posters went up to raise awareness about who he is and his plight.
Solidarity with Chip Fitzgerald!

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A lady over on birdsite just posted "howl's moving asshole" and I just wanted to share that with y'all

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Call For Submissions: Gay Ennui Periodical F/W 2019, a new grayscale zine to feature work by gay, bi, pan, queer, trans, nb, etc. creators* about gayness (and, y'know, the rest of that list), ennui, or both!

8.5x11" format, pagefold and margins leave four 4.25"x7" areas for pure text per sheet- or I can print images to the bleed! I accept layouts (in correct proportions) or I can do the formatting on plaintext/bare images. If you can give me your work in a form printable on one or two such pages, I am happy to accept your work in any media, until space/time/resources demand editorial discretion.

Contributor pay is $5, and possibly more if this is a wild success; paying contributors is my first priority upon sales, sorry, this project is super bootleg.

Submission deadline is November 15th, 2019, but there may be room for flexibility.

Email me questions or submissions at madsviande@gmail.com, or contact me elsewhere!

* I'm just trustin' y'all, I ain't the gay cops

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Thinking me a liberal, he pulls out the "Obama did it too," little realizing I am under no obligation to defend Obama.

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in the alternate syndicalist present, foss is not some conflicted strategic ethic but the de facto norm for virtually all software. why would you make 'ware any other way, when your survival has been totally disconnected from your capacity for labor?

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in the alternate syndicalist present, the creation engine is foss, an ecosystem of tooling surrounds it, and "skyrim-likes" are the sort of game you can pump out in a weekend gamejam. they are like a medium of pulp.

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We also found randomly a box of shrooms out on the roadside. They were just out there. The box had just "good time" written on it

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