i think it's good the debian has been frozen. foss people should all be put into ice

some of that "lesbian erasure" talk feels like blood and soil "we will not be replaced" rhetoric to me

a sailor committed a $4B act of arson that destroyed a US Navy ship today can i get a W

Mastodon grumbling 

First rule of The Fediverse: this place can be dangerous to you and you're on your own with that
Second rule of The Fediverse: the tools to protect yourself from people that want to do you harm basically don't work because some out of touch nerds said they like it better that way

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jeans with the ankles joined are topologically identical to jeans without the ankles joined

I don't know what to do with people who claim to be anti-state but sit around being disappointed in the government.

State failures are 👏🏾 op 👏🏾 por👏🏾 tu👏🏾 ni👏🏾 ties for my real ones.

In french to say something is annoying, you say that it breaks either your feet or your balls

Godzilla 1998 is a bad movie for many reasons, but it has an egg-laying Godzilla with he/him pronouns, so that is good

Mastodon grumbling 

If Eugen is so ashamed of the monster he's created that he feels the majority of it should be hidden away like a dirty little secret in the official iOS app he could use that shame towards building better tools towards a healthier and safer social space like people have been literally begging for and suggesting since 2017

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i really just wish a central european cis man would tell me why my understanding of a technical topic isn't *quite* right 😔

im really starting to wonder if eugen is just trying to get investors interested in masto so he can get a big payout and ditch forever

it's called the fediverse because everyone here is an agent of the United States government

@skelly The local timeline having too much noise is only really true for the monster instance he's running

@skelly Example number infinity of Eugen making decisions that affect everyone as though they only only apply to his instance

oigen man oigen man, you know what fuck it, you already know

alright idea: we all quit mastodon and go back to 2005 era livejournal, get ready for mood themes, multiple icons, and CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: EVANESCENCE BRING ME TO LIFE

all laws passed in China are technically draconian as the communist party consists solely of dragons 🐉

up next on business news: we have a great interview with stonks man who benefits greatly if everyone acts as if everything is normal, he'll share with us why everyone they should act like everything is normal...

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