inverse flash. he's really slow (doze from homestuck)

(rolling a bunch of video game explosive barrels in to Mastodon and stacking them up) And now we wait.

i wish more software had my favourite mastodon features

- if you scroll down one of the timelines by even a millimeter, it won't scroll up when new posts come in but it also won't unload old posts so if you leave the tab open long enough it eats all your memory
- sometimes when a new post comes in that's not the height the software expects, it ends up scrolling down slightly

i honestly side eye twitch streamers who put "no political talk" in their chat rules. not because i do not want to talk about politics with gamers, but rather because I know they are using this as a blanket to shield themselves from curating their community of nazis

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dont learn about racism from white youtubers, i cannot stress this enough

never played final fantasy xiii but this is the most beautiful image.... dog is shape.......

*consuming media that aligns wihh my politics* mmm.... Scrumptious ..
*i consume some media with disagreeable politics* ptheh!! Ptooie!! Garçon, what is this garbage??

i have the personality of the playable character in vib ribbon

I have the answer on how to get minorities in tech, I know how to do it, put me in HR I can solve the industry's biggest problem

fire and ostracize bigots

web form math homework speed run any %

toilet / social stuff / body fluids 

You know how some people talk to you when you're in a communal toilet? One day I'm gonna say "so how's that piss going?" after their bit about the weather or whatever to see what happens next.
I'm not bothered about this situation for what it's worth, but it is sort of strange that in a professional setting you can just small talk to someone while you've got your nobs out having a big ol piss

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦,
𝙄𝙏 𝙋𝙐𝙎𝙃 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿.

𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑼𝑪𝑲...

music being "in time" is actually a myth made by the metronome companies to sell more metronomes

On one hand, advertisements are a blight on the collective human psyche. On the other, they enable you to make a bunch of money by posting a two hour video on your own cancellation. So who's to say if they're bad or not

im a very nice person because if you ask me to block you for your opinions I will

black-ink.info/2021/04/14/buil

"Co-creating literature with imprisoned revolutionaries is also an invaluable way to sharpen one’s own group analysis, as the nonimprisoned revolutionary can never fully comprehend the changing politics of power in plantation society without listening in to the pulse of the movement for Prisoner Liberation."

My workplace is pretty crap overall, really terrible policies, but the worst policy we have is "Free coffee for cops".

I think we can say with some level of certainty that fedi is one of the few networked services out there that has 100% uptime

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