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getting sad and watching the taylor swift 22 music video, wishing I had female friends

im a native italian.... n i block you.... now..!!!

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The Matrix is a fantasy; a computer-enhanced hallucination.

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ass so big they're considering having godzilla fight it

ass so big it can't pass thru the panama channel

ass so big it could be served as a wedding feast

ass so big i made a 15 posts and counting long thread about it

ass so big selfagency has been trying to organise hip hop concerts with its two cheeks with a defunct project called corner prophets with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts

ass so big it takes two squats to bring it down & three to take it back up again

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ass so big the fed starts printing money when it looks like it might topple

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