puffball: toot booster @wgahnagl@www.librepunk.club

God, Calvin and Hobbes was a fucking perfect comic strip

I am so deep in async code when I should be getting ready for bed

I need to be std::pin::Pin'd to my bed so I'm not allowed to `move` until my eyelids std::mem::Drop

@vecna any more than that would be trying to byte off more than they can chew

not only am i cute and nice and humble, but my badoinkers are huge

today. oh, today. it is not even 9:30am yet. pellets guy walks up to my desk. and plonks down this 3d printed dragon with titties i swear to fucking god

An optometrist is listening to Alt-J's "Taro" and just shaking her head. "No, I don't think anything ought to be sprayed into your eyes," she mutters softly, in response to the song. "Not until I get a look at them, that is." She casually begins booking tickets to fly to the UK.

yesterday as my work day is ending pellets guy sends me this photo as a DM. he says “if anybody asks, this is my fursona”. my blood runs cold

do not confuse my ignorance with virtue

people say I'm an incredibly patient person but really I just have no idea what's going on at any point ever

This is your semi-regular reminder that you can purchase an 8ft wide by 8.5ft high by 15 ft long repurposed steel freight container with your choice of cargo doors or rollup door for under three thousand dollars, if you can find someplace to put it.

the three 'accepted' genders under the patriarch are man, woman, and roman.

did u know that wikipedia has free and open source pictures of cats to look at

People constantly underestimate how powerful a tactic just ignoring something is, especially online.

ASMR boyfriend prepares for a nap with you but also opens a bag of chips when he thinks you're asleep

That big instance in the sky

Q: is it ok to feed my pet dog gorilla food?

A: Generally no but your dog can have a little bit, as a treat.

throwing a rave in an abandoned blog