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The italian genre of picaresque, where a dashing lower class individual survives on wits alone, literally translates as "roguelike"

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Grousing about generations and trauma, potentially a Bad take 

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unpacking valid to mean "deserving of help, happiness, solidarity, and comfort" and realizing that actually maybe "you're valid" is nice sentiment even if it's overused

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being evicted because you can't make rent is someone trying to kill you because they can't make enough profit off of you.
Death to landlords

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I'm not racist but 

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Getting picked up by an uber who's listening to a numbers station and tells you to "shhh" every time you make a noise

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bot post 

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@jacethechicken

If you're new to this idea and don't believe @jacethechicken , here's a primer for people of all political persuasions: youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7e

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information the cop hears that helps you is inadmissible in court -- it's hearsay. but negative testimony by cops is absolutely admissible! and if you have a conversation with a cop, and later they lie / misremember what you said, then it's your word against theirs in court. people have been convicted on little-to-nothing but the testimony of a cop claiming you told them something incriminating.

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clap emojæ 

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hey fedizens (and especially niusers)! i built something!

it's a tool that can open a mastodon export archive and show you all of your toots and favorites (if they're available). it's still not perfect and needs substantial improvements, but i decided to publish it now, as niusers were asking questions about how to view export.

purr.neocities.org

also i'll post updates at @meowViewer (report bugs there if you encounter them!). please boost! :boost_ok:

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a cop posted a nude on a gay porn subreddit and the highest rated comment is acab

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joining the Happy Honda-Days army to defend my homeland from the Toyotathon incursion

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My hobbies include: dismantling the gender binary and contttributing to white genocide, but in a cute way.

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universally applicable legal advice: delete facebook, don't post pictures of your serious crimes, lawyer up, never talk to the police

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