@deidara "Um, excuse me? Yes, hello. This product is defective. How dare you sell me something with erectile disfunction! I had no idea, and probably made the poor lil guy feel so insecure. NOT VERY LUSH OF YOU. *slams documents on the table* see you in court!"
Some people: “Here are all the problems with Mastodon and why I’m leaving/clout is a problem/just like corporate social media/programming shit (I don’t understand)/Nazis inbound
Me, here for 2 weeks: “Haha, the orange cat was like, ‘pee pee poo poo’ and then said something insightful like 10 seconds later”
Thinking about getting my donkey to go out and make furrows in my field so I can plant things #assplowed