doing everything in my power to convince the tattoo receptionist that I'm not insane

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also I want to stress that this is a good thing and the U.S. deserves to lose fingers for making it clear beyond a shadow of a doubt what their CIA operatives are there to do

I don't have a lot of sympathy for them and I think it's funny that our government made up a James Bond weapon to cover for pulling our pear-shaped war criminals out of places they've failed to push into regime change.

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misinfo 

It's called Linux From Scratch because it's written entirely in Scratch

1984 is an eye-opening book about the evils of communism, like how under english socialism a girl could just tell you to fuck off for your misogynistic violence fantasies and the true rebels will be the women who see through to the mediocre man underneath all the woman-hate

caps, baldposting 

CAN I TELL HER NOT TO, I DONT LIKE THE DOTS I JUST WANT THE LINEWORK

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caps, baldposting 

HRNNNG ANOTHER TATTOO ARTIST GOT BACK TO ME AND SHE SEEMS GOOD BUT I DONT LIKE THE WAY SHE DOES SHADING

omg babe are you lesbers? are you gaychamp? are you womenpilled? are you homohands?

The judge in Kyle Rittenhouse's trial says lawyers cannot call the 2 people he killed "victims."

Rittenhouse killed 2 people and wounded another with an AR-15 style weapon. The judge says "victim" is too "loaded" but will let lawyers call them "rioters, looters or arsonists."

@SeanAloysiusOBrien it is always funny when people are like "those dastardly commies only taught people to read so they could fill them with propaganda" like we weren't taught next to a flag we had to salute every day

Also it's worth learning to read so you can read about how badly you're being screwed

a joke that only works in english, regarding romantic partners who use she/her 

couples counselor: your wife says you have never bought her flowers, why is that?

spouse: to be honest, i did not know she sold flowers.

remember when Biden ran on wiping out $50,000 of student loan debt by executive order, then pivoted to “well *maybe* I can do $10,000” after he won, and now isn’t even going to do THAT

lmao

you'll be filling out a consent form attached to your health plan that allows armed loan sharks to break into your house while you're asleep and at the bottom of it it'll have a disclaimer that's like

*residents of california don't need to fill out this form

like fuck you

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notes on he/him hugging technique 

you start with a high five and grab his hand, pull him against you so the sides of your upper chests connect, and give him a slap on the back. for a very close friend you haven't seen in a while, you can keep a hand on his shoulder and comment on how his appearance has changed

im so pissed that california gets to pass all these laws that do stuff like let domestic partners have extra rights and tell you if you're eating food that gives you cancer, why can't everybody get this stuff

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