like this is a joke but honestly I feel like part of the fact that people don't trust the vaccine is that you can't buy it, if there were a 50 dollar version of the vaccine that was like "this breakthrough medication cures covid 19" I feel like way more people people would be like "oh nice"
if you're queer, and/or use she/her pronouns and you say "feel free to ask me for help any time! :)" I am never going to talk to you again because I am way too fucking shy and terrified of embarrassing myself in front of you
I'm trying to wake up and be a productive member of society, and you're turning the AC on? you're trying to make it colder? you're scheming to give me hypothermia? you're Mr. Freeze as played by Arnold Scwarzenegger in the only Batman film ever to be made, the Joel Schumacher-directed Batman and Robin (1997)?
puffball: up to her bubblegum princess antics per usual
like ive been asking people to use he/him for me but i still call myself a lesbian and somehow it didn't click that that makes me a he/him lesbian until just now
cis, but not like, weird about it
biracial and tbh pretty weird about it
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