worm @wgahnagl@www.librepunk.club

getting my ass plowed #assplowed

it's that time again!

not your average reddit user

hairy on main

@deidara "Um, excuse me? Yes, hello. This product is defective. How dare you sell me something with erectile disfunction! I had no idea, and probably made the poor lil guy feel so insecure. NOT VERY LUSH OF YOU. *slams documents on the table* see you in court!"

hollywood trailer voice: “in a world... where posting is illegal.....”
*pictures of a perfect utopia flash on screen*

anime is not drawn it is a filmed documentary of life inside the hollow earth

The gender today is the smell of coffee and sound of fog horns.

Some people: “Here are all the problems with Mastodon and why I’m leaving/clout is a problem/just like corporate social media/programming shit (I don’t understand)/Nazis inbound

Me, here for 2 weeks: “Haha, the orange cat was like, ‘pee pee poo poo’ and then said something insightful like 10 seconds later”

Getting my rib removed so I can plant it and grow a skellington

me, taking a sip from a big glass of piss: "hmmm, a very complex, full bodied profile. Rich, with a subtle hint of piss"

I have no words.

I don't top and I don't bottom I just lie flat and dissociate.

Thinking about getting my donkey to go out and make furrows in my field so I can plant things #assplowed

The final trolley problem???

Jehovah's Witness Protection

World is a fuck, smoke trees.

Isn’t it wild that every community of people has cliques and popular people but if you call it “clout” it’s easier to complain about online

Eugen should make a mastadon blimp