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oh my god there's this one guy in my moral issues class who is pulling out EVERY STOP to defend rich people against my meme anti-ariana grande marxism shitpos t I'm fukcing,,,, dyignnnn

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cw: minor fediverse drama 

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mods hold no power over you, asleep or not, your will is your own, post 2 sided dice.

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hey man sorry we can't invite you to our dnd group as you "keep it too real" and it makes the crackers sad

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becoming a communist in order to get laid

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no bro bro bro i swear this usage of "femmes" as a category of person whom superstructural forces effect is coherent this time i swear its a different strain bro

Sometimes I go on unfederated social media and remember that there are people who vehemently believe that the world is just "full of assholes" and there's nothing you can do about it

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thanks for coming to my ted talk. i believe i speak for everyone on here when i say, ted, you suck. no-one likes you. go fuck yourself, ted

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i really don't think there's much potential here with ted talk jokes everyone, once someone says ted fucks the talks where do you go from there?

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i can't believe the writers on big bang theory figured this out and then kept doing the show for 8 more seasons anyway

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My attention span is literally so short a microscopic bacteria could trip over it

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