g...lue @wgahnagl@www.librepunk.club

Cops are not welcome on the #fediverse

https://indianexpress.com/article/technology/social/social-network-mastodon-suspends-assam-police-account-6123408/

one hundred dead cops

ten million dead cops

mitski: "texas is a landlocked state"

me:

@garfiald *heavy breathing*
did you know that *wheezee* garfiald is a communist propoganda machine *wheeze* designed to make the fediverse *wheeze* a communist terrorist recruitment cell *wheeze*
*frantic keysmashing*

mods hold no power over you, asleep or not, your will is your own, post 2 sided dice.

ok, this is epic

hey man sorry we can't invite you to our dnd group as you "keep it too real" and it makes the crackers sad

becoming a communist in order to get laid

no bro bro bro i swear this usage of "femmes" as a category of person whom superstructural forces effect is coherent this time i swear its a different strain bro

thanks for coming to my ted talk. i believe i speak for everyone on here when i say, ted, you suck. no-one likes you. go fuck yourself, ted

the "T" in LGBT stand for Ted Talk

i really don't think there's much potential here with ted talk jokes everyone, once someone says ted fucks the talks where do you go from there?

Berlin, Germany
© Damien Gosset
https://concreteslabz.tumblr.com/post/189120000327/berlin-germany-damien-gosset

i can't believe the writers on big bang theory figured this out and then kept doing the show for 8 more seasons anyway

My attention span is literally so short a microscopic bacteria could trip over it