puffball: aspiring baldie @wgahnagl@www.librepunk.club

also I want to stress that this is a good thing and the U.S. deserves to lose fingers for making it clear beyond a shadow of a doubt what their CIA operatives are there to do

I don't have a lot of sympathy for them and I think it's funny that our government made up a James Bond weapon to cover for pulling our pear-shaped war criminals out of places they've failed to push into regime change.

It's called Linux From Scratch because it's written entirely in Scratch

now with alt text

1984 is an eye-opening book about the evils of communism, like how under english socialism a girl could just tell you to fuck off for your misogynistic violence fantasies and the true rebels will be the women who see through to the mediocre man underneath all the woman-hate

omg babe are you lesbers? are you gaychamp? are you womenpilled? are you homohands?

The judge in Kyle Rittenhouse's trial says lawyers cannot call the 2 people he killed "victims."

Rittenhouse killed 2 people and wounded another with an AR-15 style weapon. The judge says "victim" is too "loaded" but will let lawyers call them "rioters, looters or arsonists."

couples counselor: your wife says you have never bought her flowers, why is that?

spouse: to be honest, i did not know she sold flowers.

Uptitled Worm Game

size queen but for wrenches

remember when Biden ran on wiping out $50,000 of student loan debt by executive order, then pivoted to “well *maybe* I can do $10,000” after he won, and now isn’t even going to do THAT

lmao

you start with a high five and grab his hand, pull him against you so the sides of your upper chests connect, and give him a slap on the back. for a very close friend you haven't seen in a while, you can keep a hand on his shoulder and comment on how his appearance has changed