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@deidara "Um, excuse me? Yes, hello. This product is defective. How dare you sell me something with erectile disfunction! I had no idea, and probably made the poor lil guy feel so insecure. NOT VERY LUSH OF YOU. *slams documents on the table* see you in court!"

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hollywood trailer voice: “in a world... where posting is illegal.....”
*pictures of a perfect utopia flash on screen*

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anime is not drawn it is a filmed documentary of life inside the hollow earth

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The gender today is the smell of coffee and sound of fog horns.

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Some people: “Here are all the problems with Mastodon and why I’m leaving/clout is a problem/just like corporate social media/programming shit (I don’t understand)/Nazis inbound

Me, here for 2 weeks: “Haha, the orange cat was like, ‘pee pee poo poo’ and then said something insightful like 10 seconds later”

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Getting my rib removed so I can plant it and grow a skellington

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me, taking a sip from a big glass of piss: "hmmm, a very complex, full bodied profile. Rich, with a subtle hint of piss"

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I don't top and I don't bottom I just lie flat and dissociate.

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Thinking about getting my donkey to go out and make furrows in my field so I can plant things #assplowed

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Isn’t it wild that every community of people has cliques and popular people but if you call it “clout” it’s easier to complain about online

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☠️ librepunk ☠️

A friendly mastodon instance primarily for shitposting, gays, and the glory of the free and open source software movement.