if you are insane and you can rattle off 500 networking protocols and you live in the woods, call me

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i hope we keep wearing masks after all of this --> uh oh we really are going to have to keep wearing masks --> oh god i hope we keep wearing masks

what I'm really saying is that I'm watching lord of the rings rn and I want to live in the shire real fucking badly

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idk why it's possible to not live walking distance to a store where you can buy a bucket, what if I really need a bucket, you know

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wishing the physical therapy building and the construction office near my house a very go out of business, I want that to be a hardware shop or tea or something

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it should be illegal to use ground floor, open windowed storefronts as your office if your business is something that can only ever be entered if you have an appointment, especially if it's walking distance to my house and I would like it more if it were a coffee shop or shoes or something

I just want to be able to plant a monkey puzzle tree in my front yard

It makes me incredibly mad that we live in an economic system where companies aren't successful by providing goods or services to lots of people and being good at it; they become successful by turning into police forces, lobbying agencies, subcontracting pyramid schemes or, as in this case, banks

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The gist of the video is this: airlines don't make money by selling plane tickets and flying people around; they make money by getting people into their bonus programs and by hocking bonus points to adjacent industries such as car rental companies. They act as unchecked banks for those bonus points. Bonus points aren't taxed; all the "loopholes" where you could actually get more value out of the program than you put in have been closed; and points expire after a certain period of time or never get used, so it really is an ingenious grift

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eugen added a feature that lets me delete your a count regardless of what instance you are on

caps, mountain desire 

I would simply enjoy going into the woods and hearing a coyote

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caps, mountain desire 

I could own one house and another lake house for what I'm spending on an apartment here in mass

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caps, mountain desire 

QUARTZ ROCKS GRANITE, MOUNTAIN, TREE THIS QUINCY MASS HAS NONE OF THEM

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caps, mountain desire 

I NEED TO BE IN THE WOOOOODDDDSSSSS I NEED TO SEE TREEES WHERE ARE THE TREES I NEED A PINE GROVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Twix has announced that the two Twix bars that come in a package are gay for each other, but might potentially be into a polycule situation if you purchase more Twixes

a good metric is the more money a person has, the less their opinions matter

*reading political theory with my girlfriend* Whoa this is just like 1984

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